Order of the White Knights of Habr

For the sake of good, love and karmic balance, the White Knights of Habr are ready to accept new fighters into their ranks. To become a White Knight, you need to change your wiper to the image of a bucket - a symbol of purity of thoughts - and observe the Code of the White Knight Habr.

Code of the Order of the White Knights of Habr

Objectives of the Order

Keep clean the holy whiteness of Habr's pages, destroy all Evil and Heresy, fulfill the will of the Habr Creators.

Definitions

• Good is good.
• Evil is bad.
• Heresy is not clear and is also bad.

The will of the Habr Creators

"White Knights Habra now let rake all this heresy."

Enemies of the White Knights Habr (and Habr)

• Links outside
• Accordion
• Bayan (musical instrument)
• Iphone
• Obscene expressions
• Copy-paste
• Those who speak about Habr's Knights aloud
• miscellanea

Friends of the White Knights of Habr

• White Knights Habra
• Horses
• Horses

Objects of protection of the White Knights of Habr

• Moral Habra
• Honor Habra
• Women Habra
• Children Habra
• Habr's Starpers
• Startupers Habra

Conditions for the White Knight Habr

Any event with the participation of Evil, Heresy or Enemies of the Knights of Habr.
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The goal of the White Knight Habr

• Removal of material from the glagna
• Zakop comments under the link
• Destruction of karma

Basics of the White Knight Habr

1. Ride a horse
2. Put a bucket on your head
3. Sing war song
4. Poke the mouse in the karma of evil

Victory of the White Knight Habr

After the fight, the White Knights of Habr get together in a thread and poke the mouse into each other's karma, into each other's posts, increasing the Power of Good.

Attention White Knight Habr

In the new post, the first commentary should always ambush the White Knight Habr and carefully observe that there is no Evil and Heresy, as well as collect occasional donations in the comments.

Etiquette of the White Knight Habr

• The startup knight does not hurt.
• When the lady enters the thread, the Knight rises.
• Meeting in a thread, two Knights bow down and give each a plus to each other.
• Meeting a comment of another knight in a thread, each Knight is obliged to leave the comment “Oh, great bucket, I fully support you”, confirming the purity of thoughts, and not showing his belonging to the Order.
• Encountering in the thread a comment from a Habr user who supports the goals and objectives of the Order, the Knight leaves the message “A bucket is waiting for you” or “My horse is watching you”, bringing a secret hope into the life of a pious user to become a Knight.
• The White Knight Habr never leaves Habr.
• The White Knight of Habr always studies materials on productive work in order to fight Evil and Heresy more productively and serve the Good (by the will of the Habr Creators).
• At the table, the Knight of the White Habr behaves appropriately and does not crumble on the keyboard.

Conclusion

Be sure, simple people, animals and Habr's startups - you are under reliable protection.