The destruction of the MacBook

If this post becomes the best in a month - I will deal with it in a most cruel manner in public. How exactly - I do not know yet whether to arrange a test of endurance for him, whether to take a ride on it on the ocean, or attach a balloon to it and release it. The main thing is that I will do with it what no normal person will do. And the report is clear stump - publish, again win the contest and get the same beech for personal use.

I am waiting for your suggestions on the most interesting variant of the massacre in the comments. This you have not seen before! To see - you know what to do.

* oh my God, I can not survive ...