Masters of servers and networks - with a holiday

Today is not just Friday. Today is the last Friday of July - which means, the Day of the system administrator! On this festive Friday, the sysadmins do not bathe in the fountains, do not move in the server rooms, do not chase the marketers with the twisted pair. These workers of servers and scripts all the time on the post, protect the rest of the users and the nerves of the authorities - so that some click the mouse on the sites and in 1C, while others do not have to calculate the damage from downtime. Let's say a sincere "thank you" to the sysadmins for their smooth, uninterrupted work and raise tea glasses for their health! And today we will tell you about the typical days of the system administrators or Unix engineers of our company this week.

#!/usr/bin/env python import time import os if (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "09:30": os.system("!") print(" ,  ,  .   —  :    ,      ") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "10:00": os.system('  ,     ') elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "11:00": os.system('!    -') print(",     -,   ,       ,     .     ,   .") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "11:15": os.system(' /  ,    -  !') print("  ,    —    ,  .   ,    ,      ,    .     —    :   ,  ,    ") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "12:30": os.system(' ;    ') print("  , -   ,    – Hadoop, Tarantool, Nginx,   , healthcheck-, ,      -, , ,  (,             !),     ,    stage-,    .    !     ,    ,  , .") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "13:15": os.system('!') print("        , ,     .             .") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "13:50": os.system('   ') print("     —     , ,  -. !     ,       .") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "15:15": os.system('  ,    ') #  ,    . elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "16:07": os.system('    !') print("-, ,   -   .  ,  .        .") elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "16:15": os.system('!  ') elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "16:45": os.system('  ') #  , ,     ,  . elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "17:15": os.system('Cloud time!') print(' Docker, Kubernetes  .     ,  ,    iops-,        " ",  , ,   ssd') elif (time.strftime("%H:%M")) == "18:03": os.system("   ?") #        ! if (time.strftime("%w")) == "1": os.system('  ,           ') print("    ,    .     .         ,   , .   ,  -   ") elif (time.strftime("%w")) == "2": os.system('!     ') print(" . ,   ,  ,    .         .   ,   ,    ") elif (time.strftime("%w")) == "3": os.system('      !') #     —   -    elif (time.strftime("%w")) == "4": os.system('capacity planning') print("    TestLab, ,     — CPU, RAM, HDD/SSD/NVMe      .") elif (time.strftime("%w")) == "5": os.system('!') print("  !     ! !") Man python, man linux, man bash, man man