Tight commits

Inspired by the article How to write comments to commits .

In three hundred local hubs did not find "Humor in IT", so here.


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Software developer



Kodit ...



Commit ....











Project Manager and Service Station



HUNDRED:
- Hey, who taught you how to code?
Software Developer:
- Teachers. What are the problems?



Project Manager:
- We have rules. The commit should be with a header and a detailed comment, separated by an empty line. The title must begin with a capital letter, be no longer than 50 characters and stand in an imperative mood.




In what kind of mood? ..



IN THE COMMITTEE !!!





Development team



Project Manager:
- We are taking the car from you, we will hang up the account. Bring your teachers to the morning meeting tomorrow morning, we will justify to anyone who you are and what you are.



La-i ...