No, well, Google - well, complete garbage
Not well Google - well, complete bullshit:
1. When searching for “buy Viagra”, I can’t find any decent spam site anymore!
2. GMail sent a letter to the son of a famous Nigerian sheikh in "Spam", and he offered me 3% of 512 million euros!
3. I was told that Google Earth is free, but they refuse to tell me how to sell it!
4. Google Docs stated that I can work on a document with anyone on earth. I wrote an agreement on transferring 50% of the shares to me and invited Sergey Brin to sign it, it turns out that Google Docs cannot!
5. Google Maps can not even build a single drug route from Russia to Colombia, without crossing the ocean - the 21st century, and live as in Tsar Pea!
6. When I lost my Python and went to Google to search for it - I found out everything about closures and iterators, but I did not find a snake. With grief, I asked Grocery Google to find me an apple, but when I got to page 32, I realized that the Americans seemed to be eating their laptops.
7. Google's unprofessionalism just kills - I came to their counter and said that with my Google SKETCHUP I also want Google S Burger, potatoes and a milkshake. At the simplest request - their saleswoman fell into a trance and gasped for three more minutes. Fired!
8. Google Books could not find a single check.
9. The talking elk on the banner said that I was the millionth visitor and asked for my credit card number, and Google Chrome forbade me to enter it.
10. I was looking for the name of the largest number, and Google brazenly scoffed, repeating: “Google! Googol! Googol! "
11. Google Networks Accelerator was completely useless when fishing.
12. HabraBogi was not found on Google Blog.
13. I asked Gugol // "where is my darling?" // Googol offered me ... // at $ 4.95 per minute ...
14. Google Chrome promised me a “simplified design that simplifies work,” I launched it 128 times, and the chef still insists on a 23-hour workday ...
15. Google has announced that it will take electricity from the OCEANS! And these people hire doctors of science ?! Buy them a movie someone, let them know what happens when you put in the bathroom toaster!
16. When searching Google Audio for “oh ye baby baby” and “Das ist science fiction”, I can't find any YouTube video I need!
17. I hired a lawyer to sue Google, but I was forbidden to use this word. I sued Company G, but Gucci sued my remaining money.
18. With anger, I decided, and still scored "google" in Google, but the Internet did not break.
[all the above is purely my personal opinion]
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Yoi Haji
view from Habra
1. When searching for “buy Viagra”, I can’t find any decent spam site anymore!
2. GMail sent a letter to the son of a famous Nigerian sheikh in "Spam", and he offered me 3% of 512 million euros!
3. I was told that Google Earth is free, but they refuse to tell me how to sell it!
4. Google Docs stated that I can work on a document with anyone on earth. I wrote an agreement on transferring 50% of the shares to me and invited Sergey Brin to sign it, it turns out that Google Docs cannot!
5. Google Maps can not even build a single drug route from Russia to Colombia, without crossing the ocean - the 21st century, and live as in Tsar Pea!
6. When I lost my Python and went to Google to search for it - I found out everything about closures and iterators, but I did not find a snake. With grief, I asked Grocery Google to find me an apple, but when I got to page 32, I realized that the Americans seemed to be eating their laptops.
7. Google's unprofessionalism just kills - I came to their counter and said that with my Google SKETCHUP I also want Google S Burger, potatoes and a milkshake. At the simplest request - their saleswoman fell into a trance and gasped for three more minutes. Fired!
8. Google Books could not find a single check.
9. The talking elk on the banner said that I was the millionth visitor and asked for my credit card number, and Google Chrome forbade me to enter it.
10. I was looking for the name of the largest number, and Google brazenly scoffed, repeating: “Google! Googol! Googol! "
11. Google Networks Accelerator was completely useless when fishing.
12. HabraBogi was not found on Google Blog.
13. I asked Gugol // "where is my darling?" // Googol offered me ... // at $ 4.95 per minute ...
14. Google Chrome promised me a “simplified design that simplifies work,” I launched it 128 times, and the chef still insists on a 23-hour workday ...
15. Google has announced that it will take electricity from the OCEANS! And these people hire doctors of science ?! Buy them a movie someone, let them know what happens when you put in the bathroom toaster!
16. When searching Google Audio for “oh ye baby baby” and “Das ist science fiction”, I can't find any YouTube video I need!
17. I hired a lawyer to sue Google, but I was forbidden to use this word. I sued Company G, but Gucci sued my remaining money.
18. With anger, I decided, and still scored "google" in Google, but the Internet did not break.
[all the above is purely my personal opinion]
')
Yoi Haji
view from Habra
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/40038/
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