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What promise VKontakte users in 2017


A week before the new year, the social network VKontakte invited users to make promises about what they plan to do in the coming year. According to the unspoken tradition to sum up the results of the outgoing year, I provide a small statistic of data from users of promises and the most interesting ones.

The fact whether it is possible to track the progress of such promises, or to somehow mark their fulfillment, does not say anything, but I am sure that in one year the social network will remind about this promise.

The number of promises at the moment is 972,665 and has not reached the 1st million this year.

Disclaimer


Due to the limitations of the VKontakte API, only part of the promises were received - 355,131. This is 36% of all promises and an ample amount for carrying out some generalized statistics.
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Innovation VKontakte had to like schoolchildren and students, that is, all users under 25 years old.

From here one can see a rather strong advantage in the direction of the promises of the form “I will begin to study normally”:


In the diagram above, statistics on 170 311 promises. The remaining 184,820 promises were difficult to group into something other than “¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯”. But if you suddenly missed some "big" category, let me know in the comments.

Is there something interesting?


In the process of collecting statistics, rather interesting specimens were selected (author's spelling):

I promise to wash my hands after the toilet in the new year
Andrey, 26 years old

Take hold of the head and stop bothering Catherine (kidding, never stop -_-)
Arthur, 18 years old

I promise not to become an alcoholic
Anastasia, age is hidden

321 sex in 123 days. Just kidding, at least a year
Anton, 14 years old

Make everyone blue like the sky in May
Valeria, age is hidden

ytsukengshschzhkhavvprpvyvvyachyayayay
Ilshat age is hidden

Fall in love, get married, create a family, joke, ride a bike
Name not specified, 25 years old

Read a book (100 secrets of hot sex)
Andrey, 16 years old

Stay crazy empress (just kidding of course, seamstress)
Darius, age is hidden

Read, develop, help and not be dolb * bom
Just kidding
Egor, 20 years old

Make cakes, buy sex toys
Anastasia, 16 years old

I sincerely wish your promises to always be real and fulfilled, as much as the authorities would not press on you.

Happy New Year 2017!

UPD

The comments suggested adding more original promises "for adults."

I am 18 and after Anastasia I won’t be surprised by anything
Finally, losing virginity ... preferably with a girl ... preferably breathing ...
Vladislav, age is hidden

I PROMISE YOURSELF:
- stay away from old shitty assholes
- do not have sex under vodka with unfamiliar men
- finish the projects started in 16m and start a lot of new even more interesting
last item in priority
Salamia, age is hidden

I promise in the new year to have sex with a real girl
Polina, 20 years old

In the New Year, I promise to find myself a new guy and, do not become virgins
Lisa, 18 years old

I promise to learn the layout and so on. Well, some sex
Dima, 22 years old

This year I want to grow a long mustache and having breakfast at a cafe to sexually lick off the leftover cream soup from them. I also want to pretend to be the son of Michael Jackson and drag all the heirs through the courts. My dream is to fly to the sea and when sexy women will ask me to smear them with cream, with the pleasure of writing them on their backs.
Andrey, 19 years old

Marry. well, or at least settle down and stop being a crazy empress
Diana, 22 years old

deprive 100 boys of virginity)
Violetta, 18 years old

Stop fucking all living things!
Ekaterina, 22 years old

Call a friend at 4 o'clock in the morning and say: “I can’t talk now, then I will call”, give Lyuli to that father in the church who otbatskal me with a stick, sign a contract with the homeless, pick up a piece of paper you left near the store, have sex in the closet, get to the bottom Jehovah's Witnesses, stop licking paper clips, stop throwing spoons at passers-by from the window, stop licking people, try to keep these promises, but this is not certain)
Sergey, age is hidden

I promise to become a Virgin in 2017.
Alena, 19 years old

Become even better in sex and not be the first in the city and the first in the world in this sport.
Dmitry, 22 years old

Lose virginity
Pavel, 23 years old

I promise in the new year to develop your anal hole for going to the army
Ilya, 17 years old

I promise that this year I will still sell my friends into sexual slavery!
Theon's age is hidden

Become a virgin)) 0
Kohl, age is hidden

I promise not to have sex all year
Oleg, 14 years old

I do not stay a virgin
Basil, age is hidden

I promise to have sex with a girl at least 5 times
Evgenia, 17 years old

I promise to buy a fucking remote and learn kung fu sex
Name and age are hidden

Falling in love with a prince and losing her virginity ...
Dimitri, 45 years old

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/400365/

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