10 reasons why all programmers are gay

1. Programmers are too egocentric. The planet moves only thanks to them and Google, and all other people only provide programmers with a decent existence. And as you know, all gays are self-centered.
2. Programmers write the code the way they want, and not how to write in order to be on time. Therefore, they are always late. Only women and gays are always late.
3. Programmers do not understand anything in design. On the other hand, they criticize everything connected with it. At the same time, they constantly visit the site of Lebedev Studio. Two-faced gays!
4. Programmers choose solutions that, with due diligence, will allow the project to remain indefinitely in the ass. Fans ass - it's gay.
5. Idols programmers exclusively - bearded men. This clearly indicates orientation. Some of this is not enough, and they love the fox, the penguin and other strange animals.
6. Programmers select their clothes so that women never like it. And between a date and a new feature test from Google, they will always choose the last. 100% gay!
7. Programmers love to crap the code of other programmers. That is, gossip, just like gays.
8. Programmers are divided into passive and active. Passive know the language pechpi. Active people do not know a single language, but at the same time they write to everyone. Both are slightly different, but gay.
9. Programmers put ubuntu on mac. Who buys poppies? That's right, gay! And who can be so perverted with them? Only very evil and corrupt gays.
10. Programmers can spoil any layout or interface. Because they see the beautiful alternative. Gay men

If you are a programmer, and not a single item suits you, then this planet still has a chance!