For the joy of the Old Believer

I will begin as any serious manager or the bored young lady from ordinary advertising:
Do you often want to plunge into the past, to return to that pristinely clean and immaculate nature, which is so lacking now? To run away from ubiquitous urbanization, cold, soulless iron and dull plastics? We present the wonderful mouse manipulator of rare wood! The mouse will suit anyone - from young to old!


Stylish design, natural wood and unsurpassed ergonomics! Unforgettable feelings from using a miracle manipulator will not leave anyone indifferent! Once you use this mouse, you can never use something else!


Whew, that's enough. Down stamped speech and banal zanuhu. Honestly, I would not have refused such a one if it were not varnished, like this one:
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And in the appendage to the mouse, of course, there should be a keyboard. Seeing this device, I remembered a joke from KVN: “The thief got into Bezrukov’s apartment and got lost in the birches.”;) I think Serezhenka already has one:


It is, of course, not all of the birch bark of Real Russian Birch, but only covered with scorched characters on the buttons, but still - we are on the right path. We are reviving, so to speak, our Russian roots.
By the way, keyboards are made, which is not surprising, in our native Russian land. And overseas craftsmen are much more than a mouse. Keyboard ordered , the mouse is there. It remains to paint the monitor under the Khokhloma, put on bast shoes and a white shirt - I will be a Real Russian Man.