What is your chance to become President Putin?

Come up with a test ...
In every joke there is a joke;)



What is your chance to become President Putin?
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1. I can now call Putin
2. I can call Abramovich now
3. I can convince my girlfriend / wife / mother that the crisis in Russia is due to the wrong policy of Putin and I need to change everything so that everything is good.
4. I can steer the country.
5.I am a public figure and I like it.
6. For what I would not take me everyone starts to support.
7. I read Carnegie and know how to manipulate people.
8. I know what a business plan is.
9. I have a lawyer friend.
10. I have a connection in the Duma.

one yes = 10%

what are the chances? :)