One dialogue when creating a site

Do not judge strictly, habra people: the history of one dialogue or "how not to make websites"

Client: I need a website. I have money.

Studio Manager: $ _ $ Let's do it!
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Client: This, and do not want to ask?

Manager: Nope, let's pay in advance.

Client: on

Manager: hey, freelancer. On you a pretty penny - draw a design.



Vrilanser: OK

Manager: uh, deadline was, where is the design?

Freelancer: This ... do not bother. In my country, the peach revolution, I was on the Maidan!

Manager: hrenase?

Freelancer: (a week later) you design

Manager: Client, look - design.

Client: some garbage. I want a big red bouncing ball!

Manager: freelancer, need a ball

Freelancer: on

Manager: ... (art director enters)

Art director: give me, let me have a look ...

Manager: on

Art director: 0_o What is this?

Manager: Design

Art director: is this red jumping?

Manager: ball

Art director: sfigali?

Manager: so client

Art director: and ...

Manager: client, to your ball

Client: cool

Manager: Come on, give in the layout

Client: don't you want to ask anything? materials there?

Manager: Nope, let's go

Studio director enters

Director: Where is the loot?

Manager: Duc, here. left a penny.

Director: o_O penny?

Manager: Duc Freelancer

Director: make up for the day

Layout: O_0

Manager: client, on your site. and leave me alone.

All together: even some garbage turned out ...