Fast site

Inspired by habrahabr.ru/blogs/humour/38066

2015:

• - Free designer !!!!
• - I please Site business card in bright colors!
• - SEO promotion to the site will take?
• - And what is?
• - Runner, Yandex, Google ...
• - Yes, add Google
• - Will you take or place with us on our hosting?
• - With myself
• - Since you 200r 50k
• - Thank you for not giving up, come again. *nice smile*

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I think the analogy is clear ...