Creative spam

I haven’t read spam headers for a long time, but recent headers have made it necessary to shovel the entire Spam folder. I do not know who you are a creative spammer, but I am ready to subscribe to you!

Details under the cut.


Here are the magic headers of letters:
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1. "Feline treats adenoma"
2. "The first Iraqi musical" Allah - superstar "
3. "Juice from horse tusk contributes to the removal of slags"
4. “In the children's health crematorium“ Ugolek ”an underground workshop for the manufacture of plasteline was found" (oh ... favorite ..)
5. "A family from Chernobyl steals cucumbers" (Take care of your cucumber)
6. "Depravity firmly entered the life of cats"
7. “Amputation - a new word in plastic surgery”
8. "The faulty gramophone became the cause of domestic murder"
9. "Double coffin - sex in the underworld"
10. "On the body of the victim counted 36 anal holes!"
11. "Artificial phallus strangled the cat"
12. "In the school cafeteria, the pupils were breastfed."
13. “Scotch and Stapler - Yudashkin's Secrets”
14. “The Transcarpathian swine guard has found a cure for baldness” (Gypsy scientists have overheard somewhere ...)
15. "Cross screwdriver as a tool for hunting wood grouses"
16. "Custom rape in the south of Moscow"
17. "In the village of the Foul-smelling Gulls killed a cow"
18. "Caught the courier with a load of red caviar in the anus"
19. "The Iraqi shahid admitted that he is Jesus"
20. “Dzerzhinsky's canary was found in the taiga”
21. “Saber-toothed raccoons kidnapped a village teacher”
22. "Kournikova sells his snot"
23. "Artificial phallus strangled the cat"
24. "Schoolboy cut with a laser pointer"
25. "Ilya Lagutenko brought up a bearded crab"
26. "A beggar on fire in the subway"
27. "Lenin killed carcinogens"