"Bad advice" to publishers and game developers from localizers

Epoha3004 tips author

If you are a cool publisher
Or a megarasource
And you want your games
Worldwide sell,
You need a localizer,
You can't do without it
Below we will give advice
How to work with him.


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Dates appoint themselves
So that he does not relax.
Thirty thousand per day
In any time I had time.
You need as soon as possible
Conquer other markets!
As you know, time is money,
They can not scatter.



When you give Lokkit,
The lines you sorted
In length and alphabetical -
So beautiful and all.
Well, if in the application
A lot of text in the pictures,
You sew it into pictures -
Let him pull himself!



If your writers
Urgent need to redo
Half a story, dialogue
And heroes change,
Report you are not in a hurry,
We need to finish the translation,
How to finish, you can remember -
It will be easier than from scratch.

You do not write limits.
Translates let as he wants!
To texts in the interface
All gone beyond the horizon.
Or is it better to put "three"
After all, a good translator
Must on any word
Know the synonym of three letters!

If there are a lot of tags in the texts,
This is only better for you!
After all, they do not have to pay,
Tags are not words.
Well, if the translator,
Moans that the tags are bad,
Immediately with this, everything is clear:
It is the usual% userclass%.

Do not pay for English.
Look, they have some kind of a noob!
Your native nephew Sasha
Year studied in the US!
He will understand perfectly
Where prepositions and articles.
All Americans gasp,
How heese English believed.



If the translator is harmful
Bothering you
You do not answer him
After putting clear.
And when he gives you the files,
Begin to resent:
Well you are not so wanted!
After all, a normal performer
I would guess without words.

If the translation is Chinese
Suspicious of some kind
You check it soon
Translator from google
Or even better promtom!
Promt will show where the mistake is,
Who is there and where is wrong!



Strictly follow the tips
Do not step back.
You will eventually be amazed
Surprise you the result.
Experienced Localizer
You do not tell bad.
We for many years in the market
We know how and what is what.

And you are guaranteed success
And the universal recognition
Players, seeing the texts,
Immediately begin to buy.
We only ask you very much,
Don't tell anyone
Who did the translation for you?
Modesty is our everything.