A tale about how Medvedev-hacker managed to enter a blocked rutracker

Medvedev, our prime minister,
At a movie meeting ,
He sat, blinked himself quickly ...
He didn't like it.

The sun was shining behind the window
Sparrow whistled something.
And somewhere birds are little by little
The unfortunate tormented pigs.
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He listened to Konstantin Ernst,
Which almost shouted;
He did not find a place for himself
And the truth cut the heat of the moment.

- until, - says, - pirates
We will still suffer here!
Our character is not a seal.
Russia is a bear!

- us to battle with online piracy
Seriously need to come!
Of course, without battering,
But also to find the guilty.

- Take the same you rutracker, -
There's just a frivolous block !
I'm very far from a hacker, -
And then go to the forum could .

Let them answer who's in charge there, -
Suddenly Ernst declares.
And on Nikiforova right
His angry directs finger.

Nikiforov is sitting, not breathing.
He straightened his tie, coughed.
And for some reason about the kids
His and his wife thought.

Medvedev went to rutracker,
Without meeting any obstacles.
There's a movie with DiCaprio free
Download is possible for everyone.

Anatolich became indignant,
He almost broke his iPad.
And the requirement to justify
Nikiforov is not at all happy.

The head of Roskomnadzor,
And something snaps in the brain.
"Would not bring to shame -
I can barely stand it.

Oh, something I got sick dinner ...
How to explain something?
That Putin does not need
Computer to go to the site.

I will say that Medvedev is a dock.
That he is an IT person at least where.
Probably, and I will reach the deadline ...
No, it's still nonsense. ”

And suddenly an idea came to him
Inside a hidden boom woke up:
"It is necessary to check
Who serves VGIK here! ”

And here is someone Ampelone
Flies with a report to inform
What is found in the incident extreme
And while there is no one to execute.

What is " Jumos Center ", a local provider
Disbanded and closed.
The staff is fired wonderful
And the server is abandoned.

And simply there was no admin,
Which rule would have brought,
To limit access to the site -
That solved the whole question.

Satisfied Mr. Medvedev.
He uncovers his iPad.
And again the pigs, sinking,
On the birds flying to them, look.