Bad advice for 1C programmers
On Habré many specific people. There are programmers, system administrators, enikeyschiki, technical support staff, project managers, business leaders, product owners, technical writers, etc.
Each of these professions is absolutely necessary and honorable, and those belonging to it can proudly talk about their experiences, pain, failures and achievements.
But there is an exception, and you guessed who it was. Unhappy, despised, hated, or ignored by the majority of 1s.
')
Some of them act boldly and decisively - they are trying to prove to the whole world that 1C is not a program for accounting, it is the coolest platform for business automation, confidently exciting markets, developing new technologies, creating and developing their own. Such people, of course, cause the strongest response feelings. They are like strong, proud and confident negative movie characters. Well, you know, those that overshadow the positive.
But most 1Snikov, alas, are not. Modest, quiet, who consider their "unity" - a shameful disadvantage, mental or physical illness. Reading Habr, they are forced to hide their "yellow pants", so as not to be in disgrace expelled, spat upon and desecrated.
They read about game development, web applications, machine learning, working abroad, Google and Apple, and cry. And then they reject, get angry, quit reading, return to the accounting department ... But come back again and read.
Publication - for them.
If you're on vacation,
Better in March and to Thailand!
Year close without programmer
Chief accountant will be very happy!
***
You residual registers
Never create!
The boys on the negotiable
Everything is decided without difficulty!
But since you got
That residual register
Change the type of measurement - Better "Date" and "String"!
If they begin to poke his nose:
Like, the register is not closed.
Answer that you are thinking so
Architect, his mother!
***
Solution Integration
Your customer wanted?
What is there to think about the exchange plan!
Well, the register information.
Matches keep it
It will be for objects of all.
Only need an operator
To record drive in.
Well, okay, you do not worry
Operators - car,
Like money from sharashki,
To horror contain.
Let him know who he contacted,
This is a bitch, 1C!
President said you need
Us jobs.
Operator - a man, right?
Mortgage, all things.
Though his work is a monkey ...
Nothing will survive.
***
Catching one
Don't forget about the EDT.
Well this is the main thing that everyone
Not enough in 1C?
Study it as soon as
The next release will be released,
And write that is very cool
Only a little slow.
***
For platform releases
Watch very carefully
Suddenly registers into extensions
Can I add?
After all, such a life will begin!
You can completely forget
Quality and updates
Just code, damn it, and that's it!
Fuck a bunch of files
Connect one by one
Well, hemorrhoids and conflicts ...
Somehow then decide.
***
Better in negotiations
Smile and nod.
And do not specify details
Say "Yes, we will solve everything."
Dude income increase,
And the costs cut,
Efficiency and cash flow
Promise to raise at times.
Otherwise, they will suddenly add
What are you - just a programmer?
And income and expenses
For you - accounts in used?
How can they, damn, raise?
Here after all mediocrity around ...
There is a double entry, kids!
And platform balance.
Okay, then later, in the process
You will bow them to the TZ.
And with TZ your brain is free,
You can no longer be wise.
Just write a program,
Document, register, report.
Needed, no ... What the fuck ...
The main thing is to TK.
***
Do not invent solutions
What can live twice.
Second time for the same money
You do not sell the netlenku.
The way will pay every loser
Again, again and again.
For solving the problem
What was solved many times.
You are the creator, after all,
Though made a surrogate.
Surrogate, too, can
For a masterpiece ride?
***
If someone suddenly wrote
Public about other framework -
Plyusany his soon
And then close the month.
In order to create
Cool technology:
So as not to dine without benefit,
And read and ply.
***
Began the word "efficiency"
Your boss talk -
Run from him rather
It is dangerously infected.
He will count all the numbers
And tasks to check
And will not give you a long time
On the Internet to grieve.
He will say: “You can do more!
Get more money! ”
After all, he does not know that money
The programmer is not needed?
He will begin to climb into your soul,
Motivate to take off.
Did not read, probably in childhood
Book, falcon where, and already.
Go to the factory to work,
What is more, more powerful.
It's okay to sit out there
You can definitely a couple of years.
Be friendly with accounting
They are a mood changer,
Only about Thailand in March
Oh, have to forget.
***
If someone is online
Publication sent -
Do not be wise, go to the comments,
And start there holivar!
Write: “Everything in the article is crap,
You did not stand at the machine!
Only I, alone, know everything! ”
(nobody will check).
And don't give in to the feeling
If you are a fucking deer,
If you do not publish experience
Its brilliant and talent.
You will fall into the same trap
If you send your public.
Crap ... "All crap!" Will say ...
"You did not stand at the bench!"
Better, after all, quietly
Crap in the comments.
Suddenly there is someone who will appreciate
How are you infinitely cool?
Invite you to work
Says: "You write, dude!"
Only cool comments
Our world can change!
***
If somewhere you heard
Like, shit that 1C.
Look around: according to eh
With this opinion most?
If yes - shout all louder
"Yes! Shit! Neither give nor take!
You never know, suddenly come out sideways.
And to hell with her ... Forgive me ...
If not - hooray! Its all!
Maybe Event Infostart?
Scream: "1C forever!"
And again you are well done.
Well, if you, by chance,
Suddenly on Habr, my friend, I got
Don't mention a glimpse,
What is familiar with the chart of accounts!
Shame you,
Karma will turn red in a moment ...
Better to be there, um ... latent
Odnossenik always.
***
If someone tells you
"Read the books, my friend"
Send it away!
Let him read, Chukchi himself.
The programmer is not a reader
He is a writer, he writes code.
(Well, and that does not read
His code - so he and?)
Books write nouveau riche
To fools to sell.
There is no use there, there is no knowledge
Only water and zombiosis.
The programmer himself will understand
He has the Internet.
But, and the Internet is not needed - Everything is written in the TK.
Props which add
Form, button and register.
A useful, or harmful -
The signer responds.
***
And, most importantly, do not worry!
Keep it as it is.
After all, beautiful
Is your life current?
And she was always beautiful
And you dreamed about it,
And she goes according to plan
As Letov bequeathed to us ...
Each of these professions is absolutely necessary and honorable, and those belonging to it can proudly talk about their experiences, pain, failures and achievements.
But there is an exception, and you guessed who it was. Unhappy, despised, hated, or ignored by the majority of 1s.
')
Some of them act boldly and decisively - they are trying to prove to the whole world that 1C is not a program for accounting, it is the coolest platform for business automation, confidently exciting markets, developing new technologies, creating and developing their own. Such people, of course, cause the strongest response feelings. They are like strong, proud and confident negative movie characters. Well, you know, those that overshadow the positive.
But most 1Snikov, alas, are not. Modest, quiet, who consider their "unity" - a shameful disadvantage, mental or physical illness. Reading Habr, they are forced to hide their "yellow pants", so as not to be in disgrace expelled, spat upon and desecrated.
They read about game development, web applications, machine learning, working abroad, Google and Apple, and cry. And then they reject, get angry, quit reading, return to the accounting department ... But come back again and read.
Publication - for them.
If you're on vacation,
Better in March and to Thailand!
Year close without programmer
Chief accountant will be very happy!
***
You residual registers
Never create!
The boys on the negotiable
Everything is decided without difficulty!
But since you got
That residual register
Change the type of measurement - Better "Date" and "String"!
If they begin to poke his nose:
Like, the register is not closed.
Answer that you are thinking so
Architect, his mother!
***
Solution Integration
Your customer wanted?
What is there to think about the exchange plan!
Well, the register information.
Matches keep it
It will be for objects of all.
Only need an operator
To record drive in.
Well, okay, you do not worry
Operators - car,
Like money from sharashki,
To horror contain.
Let him know who he contacted,
This is a bitch, 1C!
President said you need
Us jobs.
Operator - a man, right?
Mortgage, all things.
Though his work is a monkey ...
Nothing will survive.
***
Catching one
Don't forget about the EDT.
Well this is the main thing that everyone
Not enough in 1C?
Study it as soon as
The next release will be released,
And write that is very cool
Only a little slow.
***
For platform releases
Watch very carefully
Suddenly registers into extensions
Can I add?
After all, such a life will begin!
You can completely forget
Quality and updates
Just code, damn it, and that's it!
Fuck a bunch of files
Connect one by one
Well, hemorrhoids and conflicts ...
Somehow then decide.
***
Better in negotiations
Smile and nod.
And do not specify details
Say "Yes, we will solve everything."
Dude income increase,
And the costs cut,
Efficiency and cash flow
Promise to raise at times.
Otherwise, they will suddenly add
What are you - just a programmer?
And income and expenses
For you - accounts in used?
How can they, damn, raise?
Here after all mediocrity around ...
There is a double entry, kids!
And platform balance.
Okay, then later, in the process
You will bow them to the TZ.
And with TZ your brain is free,
You can no longer be wise.
Just write a program,
Document, register, report.
Needed, no ... What the fuck ...
The main thing is to TK.
***
Do not invent solutions
What can live twice.
Second time for the same money
You do not sell the netlenku.
The way will pay every loser
Again, again and again.
For solving the problem
What was solved many times.
You are the creator, after all,
Though made a surrogate.
Surrogate, too, can
For a masterpiece ride?
***
If someone suddenly wrote
Public about other framework -
Plyusany his soon
And then close the month.
In order to create
Cool technology:
So as not to dine without benefit,
And read and ply.
***
Began the word "efficiency"
Your boss talk -
Run from him rather
It is dangerously infected.
He will count all the numbers
And tasks to check
And will not give you a long time
On the Internet to grieve.
He will say: “You can do more!
Get more money! ”
After all, he does not know that money
The programmer is not needed?
He will begin to climb into your soul,
Motivate to take off.
Did not read, probably in childhood
Book, falcon where, and already.
Go to the factory to work,
What is more, more powerful.
It's okay to sit out there
You can definitely a couple of years.
Be friendly with accounting
They are a mood changer,
Only about Thailand in March
Oh, have to forget.
***
If someone is online
Publication sent -
Do not be wise, go to the comments,
And start there holivar!
Write: “Everything in the article is crap,
You did not stand at the machine!
Only I, alone, know everything! ”
(nobody will check).
And don't give in to the feeling
If you are a fucking deer,
If you do not publish experience
Its brilliant and talent.
You will fall into the same trap
If you send your public.
Crap ... "All crap!" Will say ...
"You did not stand at the bench!"
Better, after all, quietly
Crap in the comments.
Suddenly there is someone who will appreciate
How are you infinitely cool?
Invite you to work
Says: "You write, dude!"
Only cool comments
Our world can change!
***
If somewhere you heard
Like, shit that 1C.
Look around: according to eh
With this opinion most?
If yes - shout all louder
"Yes! Shit! Neither give nor take!
You never know, suddenly come out sideways.
And to hell with her ... Forgive me ...
If not - hooray! Its all!
Maybe Event Infostart?
Scream: "1C forever!"
And again you are well done.
Well, if you, by chance,
Suddenly on Habr, my friend, I got
Don't mention a glimpse,
What is familiar with the chart of accounts!
Shame you,
Karma will turn red in a moment ...
Better to be there, um ... latent
Odnossenik always.
***
If someone tells you
"Read the books, my friend"
Send it away!
Let him read, Chukchi himself.
The programmer is not a reader
He is a writer, he writes code.
(Well, and that does not read
His code - so he and?)
Books write nouveau riche
To fools to sell.
There is no use there, there is no knowledge
Only water and zombiosis.
The programmer himself will understand
He has the Internet.
But, and the Internet is not needed - Everything is written in the TK.
Props which add
Form, button and register.
A useful, or harmful -
The signer responds.
***
And, most importantly, do not worry!
Keep it as it is.
After all, beautiful
Is your life current?
And she was always beautiful
And you dreamed about it,
And she goes according to plan
As Letov bequeathed to us ...
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/354174/
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