Visions of the near future
- Apple will travel to iauto, live in ihouse, fuck iwoman and hope for iGod, and still pray for Apple.
- The death of a true apple will be preceded by three loud sounds: 1 - the sound of the iphone that fell on the asphalt. 2 - scream of horror. 3 - shot in the temple from the inability to survive the loss. From irevolver.
- Blogus will translate a couple more pages on the site feedburner and finally answer the question (Why burn?)
- Firefox will overtake IE in popularity and glitchiness, and later, in dislike of users.
- The case of Ponosov will bring the first dividends and become family.
- By simple manipulations and remote access, any grinder under linux control can be turned into a moonshine.
- On news2.ru next to the headline of the news a button will appear “buy for news”
- Sound and video will win the text completely and irrevocably.
- rutube.ru will provide the ability to publish video online directly from a mobile phone camera
- Manufacturers of computer hardware will put a monument to Gates and Viste of pure gold. Gates - during his lifetime.
- Vista will slow down and hang in such a fascinating way that nobody will notice.
- After the uprising on the Senatskaya Square, all Khabralyuds will be exiled to Khabarovsk. Subsequently, it turns out that the habrajdens that followed the habrajens are not their wives. But it will be too late. Khabarovsk will zahabren.
- “Plus One” is the official unit when counting votes in the presidential election.
- Wheelchair running ms vista will lose control and will suffer. The nightclub security guard will stop the stroller to gallop and prevent a catastrophe, but instead of gratitude it will be condemned
- A computer science teacher from the village school of Golovach Lena will be suspected of molesting minors. She will put a Linux student and write “Software is like sex: it's better when it's free. Linus Torvalds. "
- On toodoo will sweep a wave of spam invitations
- Runet zakolbasit from announcements of emerging social projects. 80% of them will be fake
- Self-made robots will be ahead of industrial on the mind and ingenuity.
- The art of owning a soldering iron will be equal to the martial art
- Self-made robots will go to the grocery store on their own, firing cigarettes along the way and taking small change from the hooligans.
- And the prophecies are no longer for today.
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/3443/
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