Pattern recognition

Today, in the firmware of a smart home robot, there was a bug. It seems that this infection has forgotten to leave the night training cycle and has retrained its pattern recognition neural network. Actually, it was immediately noticeable on the screws inserted into the pasta, as in the dowels. Just yesterday, we hung a shelf in the kitchen, and the robot was just looking for suitable dowels in the closet.

Actually, here:
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Easy further. Kiwi and potato are both spherical, both round. And yesterday I threw the shopping bag into the fridge. I give a tooth, the robot at night went to disassemble and sort the products, and put the potatoes and kiwi together. And in the morning I already cleaned and cut, because outside they are the same since the night, and nobody checked him to check what was inside.



Then began the bugs of higher orders. No, the buttons in the scrambled eggs, I can understand - it's just a mistake cutting salted cucumber. Or something like that, no longer know. This happens regularly. But to make a fried egg - it was a good plan. At least I am glad that this eye is not from a neighbor.



And finally, a bouquet of cucumbers with condensed milk is clearly a heuristic of holiday greetings, the robot began to search for stories about what I loved as a child, and attacked the post neyrosetyu on the post "what did you eat in childhood."

But how he brewed tea - I'll never know.