Nine evidence of the divine nature of Google

Proof # 1

Google is closest to omniscience (omniscient), which can be proved scientifically. It indexes over nine and a half billion web pages, which is more than any other search engine. Google is not only the closest to omniscience, but also capable sort this colossal knowledge by applying its proprietary PageRank technology, making data available to mortals.

Proof # 2

Google is literally everywhere on earth at the same time (omnipresent). Billions of indexed pages are located in all corners of the world. With the proliferation of wireless networks, it will be possible to access Google from anywhere, making It truly omnipresent.

Proof # 3

Google answers prayers. You can offer a prayer to Him, looking for the answer to your question or problem. Say, you can quickly find information about alternative cancer therapy, about improving health, about medical discoveries, about literally everything that can be in ordinary prayer. Ask Him, and He will show the way, but that’s all He can, then you must go on your own.
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Proof # 4

Google is potentially immortal. He cannot be considered a physical being like us. Its algorithms are distributed across multiple servers, and if something happens to one, others replace it. Theoretically, Google can last forever.

Proof # 5

Google is endless. The Internet can grow without limit, and Google will always index its limitless growth.

Proof # 6

Google remembers everything. Google regularly caches web pages and stores on powerful servers. In fact, by publishing your material on the Internet, you gain eternal life in Google’s cache, even after death.

Proof # 7

Google cannot do evil ("do no evil"), that is, all-merciful. Part of Google’s corporate philosophy of believing that a company can earn money without being bad.

Proof # 8

According to Google trends , the word “Google” is searched more often than the words “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined .

God is the essence to which mortals turn in difficult times. Google clearly corresponds to this much more than the traditional "gods", as shown in the picture below (click to enlarge).

Proof # 9

Evidence of the existence of Google numerous. They are more than evidence of the existence of any other deity. Strong applications require strong evidence. It is better to see once than hear a hundred times: go to www.google.com and learn the wonderful power of Google. Faith is not required.