How to save the princess, using 8 (+45) programming languages, on Friday

You have javascript. You spend a few hours collecting libraries, setting up a node, and building a lock framework. By the time you deal with the framework, the fort will already be abandoned, and the princess will move to another castle.


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You have a C. You have a library for the castle and for the princess. Fight! You save the princess, her dog, her entire wardrobe and everything she ever ate. Fuck, have I forgotten the null terminator?



You have C #. You spend a few hours writing all the escape in one LINQ QUERY. You give up and go to StackOverflow and ask John Skeet (or VladD) to save the princess for you.



You have java. You quickly translate the rescue of the princess into production. You discover that you have downloaded two versions of the castle and forgot the princess.



You have Lisp.



You have a go. We do not support the rescue of captured princesses, but we have liberated princesses in a standard bibl ... Stop, is this a princess from the Java panel?



You have a pascal. You declare the princess, the castle, and the plan of salvation. You decide to drink and forget about the implementation.



You have PHP. You have to save the princess ... for PHP ...

PS And what YAP do you use to save the princess?

PPS What weapons could be different programming languages

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