11 reasons why a geek does not go to work

11. The hard drive began to produce strange sounds and you need to make a backup as soon as possible.



10. You’re really unwell because you’ve spent the entire weekend waiting in line for tickets for the latest X-Men series.



9. The monitor is dead, and you could not fall asleep without its pleasant light.

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8. You are in the red by ten pieces in online poker, so now you just can not get out of the game.



7. On the channel SciFi today all day will show the first series of Star Trek.



6. Found a really cool, unprotected webcam at Google headquarters.



5. Mistakenly took a caffeine overdose for a heart attack.



4. I disassembled the poorly assembled PC myself and had to go to the emergency room.



3. A visit from corporate "jackets" about missed deadlines for the software project.



2. The long war of words about how the operating system is better has not ended.



1. World of Warcraft.