Going on vacation?

Especially for those who do not know the measures in the work and do not know how to say “stop” in time, below are signs that it’s time to go on vacation:

1. You are regularly visited by a nightmare in which you wander in a gelatin maze.
2. People avoid driving in the same elevator with you.
3. The last one who criticized your choice of fonts, you were sent to a hospital bed.
4. You have already noticed that you are having lively discussions with V. I. Lenin.
5. You believe that Harry Potter is real.
6. Members of your family hide piercing-cutting household items from you.
7. When the printer broke down last time, you gave a two-hour tantrum, accusing the universe of dishonesty.
8. You compose pretty little poems-sadushki.
9. You offered to make a pilgrimage to the Karakum desert, in order for 40 days to reflect on the frailty of all things. After all, you so miss the sun.
10. In the evenings, you kindle a fire in your picture and look at the pacifying flame. And the lack of a fireplace does not bother you at all.
11. You are seriously considering enrolling in an expedition that heads for the pole on broken skis, as this gives you a chance to get out of the office.
12. Only one thing prevents you from establishing the next cult of the end of the world: you have not yet decided on the design for sacred garments.

PS Names and circumstances in the text, if possible, changed.