What's new in Windows Vista

Microsoft released its new Vista operating system on January 30th. Some of its improvements are:

• The talking clip in Word now blinks with the frequency of the average person.
  
  Improved graphics window "System Is Not Responding"
  
  Five new card shirts for Solitaire
  
  Something that Apple couldn’t dream of
  
  4391 vulnerabilities to fix over the next 15 years
  
  The promise of a brighter future, or some kind of garbage in the same way
  
  Display blocked WiFi connections faster and more accurately
  
  New OS, old Microsoft Paint