Pizza delivery, year 2008
"Oh, the times they are a changing ..."
Bob dylan
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Please indicate your state identification number.
Client: Could you accept the order?
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A: First you need to call the number, sir.
K: my number, yes, a second ... Uh, here: 3897950001-54-66689.
A: Thank you, Mr. Phelps. So, youre-mail is phelps@home.net, you live at Private Proezd, 8257, home phone 505-7633 , a worker at the Beautiful New World insurance company - 254-7697 , mobile - 733-7433 . What number are you calling from, sir?
K: What ?! And I'm home. Where did you get all this information?
A: We connected to the NSB, sir.
K: NSB? What is it?
A: We connected to the National Security System. In this regard, the time you spent on placing an order will be increased by only 15 seconds.
K: (sighing) Well ... I would like to order a couple of your "special meats".
A: I do not think this is a good idea, sir.
K: What does this mean?
A: Sir, the entries in your medical record, as well as the readings of the sensors embedded in the toilet seat, indicate that you have very high blood pressure, as well as cholesterol levels. The company that has issued your medical insurance, prohibits such junk food.
K: What-what? !!! And what would you advise in this case?
A: You could try our low fat soybean pizza. I'm sure you will like it.
K: What makes you think I like these things?
A: Well, last week you picked up a book called Gourmet Soy Cooking at the local library. So I suggested ...
K: Okay, okay. Give then two big, family.
A: That will be quite enough for you, your wife and four children. And your two dogs will be able to finish eating the crusts. Your order in the amount of 49.99 dollars.
K: I will give you a credit card number.
A: Excuse me, but I fear you will have to pay cash, sir. You have a negative balance.
K: I run to an ATM and come back with cash sooner than your driver arrives.
A: It may not work, sir. Expenses on your demand account are also exceeded.
K: Do not worry! Just send pizza and that's it. Cash will be. How long will it take?
A: We are a little late here. We'll have to wait 45 minutes, sir. If you are in a hurry, it may be more convenient for you to take the order yourself when you get the money. True, to drive a pizza on a motorcycle is probably not very convenient.
K: Stand! How do you know that I have a scooter?
A: It says that you have overdue payments for the car, so it was returned to the seller. But for Harley payments were received in full, and yesterday you refueled the tank.
K: In general, I'm #% # ^ * ^ & $% ^ $ @ #!
A: I would advise you to follow the speech, sir. On July 4, 2006, you were already convicted of insulting a policeman, and, as far as I can see, again in September, for contempt of court. Well, for sure: it says that you just returned from the state correctional institution, where you spent 90 days. Is this your first pizza after returning to society?
K: (can't find words)
About: Anything else, sir?
K: Yes, I have a coupon for 2 liters of Coca-Cola as a gift.
A: Sorry, sir, the paragraph on restrictions on advertising campaigns prohibits the offering of free soda to diabetics. This is prohibited by the New Constitution.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!
Bob dylan
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Please indicate your state identification number.
Client: Could you accept the order?
')
A: First you need to call the number, sir.
K: my number, yes, a second ... Uh, here: 3897950001-54-66689.
A: Thank you, Mr. Phelps. So, your
K: What ?! And I'm home. Where did you get all this information?
A: We connected to the NSB, sir.
K: NSB? What is it?
A: We connected to the National Security System. In this regard, the time you spent on placing an order will be increased by only 15 seconds.
K: (sighing) Well ... I would like to order a couple of your "special meats".
A: I do not think this is a good idea, sir.
K: What does this mean?
A: Sir, the entries in your medical record, as well as the readings of the sensors embedded in the toilet seat, indicate that you have very high blood pressure, as well as cholesterol levels. The company that has issued your medical insurance, prohibits such junk food.
K: What-what? !!! And what would you advise in this case?
A: You could try our low fat soybean pizza. I'm sure you will like it.
K: What makes you think I like these things?
A: Well, last week you picked up a book called Gourmet Soy Cooking at the local library. So I suggested ...
K: Okay, okay. Give then two big, family.
A: That will be quite enough for you, your wife and four children. And your two dogs will be able to finish eating the crusts. Your order in the amount of 49.99 dollars.
K: I will give you a credit card number.
A: Excuse me, but I fear you will have to pay cash, sir. You have a negative balance.
K: I run to an ATM and come back with cash sooner than your driver arrives.
A: It may not work, sir. Expenses on your demand account are also exceeded.
K: Do not worry! Just send pizza and that's it. Cash will be. How long will it take?
A: We are a little late here. We'll have to wait 45 minutes, sir. If you are in a hurry, it may be more convenient for you to take the order yourself when you get the money. True, to drive a pizza on a motorcycle is probably not very convenient.
K: Stand! How do you know that I have a scooter?
A: It says that you have overdue payments for the car, so it was returned to the seller. But for Harley payments were received in full, and yesterday you refueled the tank.
K: In general, I'm #% # ^ * ^ & $% ^ $ @ #!
A: I would advise you to follow the speech, sir. On July 4, 2006, you were already convicted of insulting a policeman, and, as far as I can see, again in September, for contempt of court. Well, for sure: it says that you just returned from the state correctional institution, where you spent 90 days. Is this your first pizza after returning to society?
K: (can't find words)
About: Anything else, sir?
K: Yes, I have a coupon for 2 liters of Coca-Cola as a gift.
A: Sorry, sir, the paragraph on restrictions on advertising campaigns prohibits the offering of free soda to diabetics. This is prohibited by the New Constitution.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/30850/
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