Big Hadron Rap

CERN employees did not remain indifferent to the cheerful hysteria around the launch of the Large Hadron Collider. They wrote a song about Collider. In the video on YouTube, they dance against the background of the interiors of this very collider and sing. Well they do it.



UPD: The same rap with good sound (thanks WilliamKidd !)
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Large Hadron Rap
© Alpinekat: Katherine McAlpine

Twenty-seven kilometers of tunnel underground,
designed to send protons around
a circle that crosses through Swtizerland and France.
Sixty nations contribute to scientific advance.

Two beams of protons
"made to collide!"

Bit of room
becomes mass particles created from the vacuum
And then ...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind:
They can find

The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead,
you are in the head.

We see asteroids and planets stars galore
We know a black hole resides at each galaxy's core.
Explain
all these stars together something else remains.

This dark matter interacts only through gravity
There is no way to see
take it back to consevation of energy,
and the particles appear clear as can be

Flyin 'in jets they spray,
but you notice there ain't nothin 'goin' the other way.

You say, “My law has just been violated!
That don't make sense!
There's gotta gotta balance this! ”

And it might be dark
we catch a glimpse of what must fill
most of the known 'verse
Because ...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions.
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind
They can find.

Antimatter is kind of like matter of evil twin.

Because except for charge and handedness of spin,
anti-self,
but you can't store any anti-particle of any shelf.

Cuz when it meets a normal twin, they both annihilate.
Matter turns to energy, and then, it dissipates.

When it is created from energy,
which is exactly what they'll do in the LHC,
you get matter and antimatter in equalparts,
and they try to take it back:
the Big Bang.

Back when all the matter exploded,
But the amount of antimatter was somehow eroded!
Because when we look around
but the antimatter's nowhere to be found.
That's why ...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions.
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind:
They can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead,
you are in the head.

The Higgs boson, that's what everybody talks about,
this machine will sort out.
If it’s true
The scientists will finally say,

“There is no Higgs! We need new physics
for things have mass. ”
“Something in our Standard Model went awry!”

But the Higgs - I still haven't said so what it does.
They suppose that particles have mass because
There is a field that extends through all space,
and some particles slow down while other particles race
straight through like a photon
it has no mass but something heavy
like the top quark, it's draggin 'its --- (!)

And it’s a boson that carries a force,
and makes particles take orders
from the field that is its source.
They'll detect it ...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions.
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind:
They can find.

Now you can think that gravity is strong,
cuz when you fall off your bicycle
Until you hit the earth, and you say, “Dang that hurt!”

But if you think so.
You see, gravity, it's weaker than weak!
Why is something many scientists seek.

They think about dimensions.
We live in three
that are too small to see.

That gravity extends,
which makes it seem weaker here on our end.

And these dimensions are rolled up, curled so tight
that is, it’s your day-to-day life.

but if you were so small
you could enter these dimensions.
And they'd find you ...

When LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone
ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions.
CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind:
They can find.
The LHC accelerates the protons and the lead,
you are in the head.

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