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Back to the Future

... Sergey B. was sitting in his office at the very top of G.Steits. Building and carefully studied the report on the promotion of a new web application G.Spredadshit for the last quarter, delivered just to the head of sales.
- Well. - Sergei said, leaning back in his chair. - I see that after our acquisition last year of the company M. and replacing their unsuccessful implementation of ehkhel with our quality solution, we almost completely completed the transfer of users to our G. Spreditshit.
“Yes ... But ..." the head of the sales department began uncertainly.
- What's wrong?
- Some morp showed a zero transition to a new product.
- Well, disable them G. Mail, G. Maps and G. Picas.
- Yes ... But ...
- What's wrong?
- According to our data, they do not use our services at all. Even G. Advertising.
- LIKE THIS?!
- Our analysts suggest that they are pirates, are sitting on counterfeit.
- Repeats the story of I., I. and S.K. We need to call the president, let him organize democracy and education there. It is possible that these terrorists and the oil is.
- Yes ... But ...
- What's wrong?
- In the sense - yes, they have oil. But they also have nuclear missiles ...
- Well, turn them off!
- ... not connected to the internet.
- LIKE THIS?!
- Our analysts have not yet made a consistent assumption.
- Here's how to carry the fire of enlightenment to such barbarians? BUT? How are they called state bank there? Disconnect him G. Accounting ...

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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/30177/


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