Funny patents
Patent attorneys and agents - as doctors. They never laugh at their patients clients. But after all nothing prevents to laugh at strangers. Especially on the eve of April 1. For funny patents there are plenty.
Illustration from patent US8015949
US4608967
Device for encouraging or encouraging patting yourself on the back
A suspended congratulation on a pivoting arm. If you are a pat-on-the-back.
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US6293874
Device for non-commissioned officer's widow and all who need a “magic pendel”
It is a user-operated and controlled apparatus.
US6241575
A device for distillery workers and lovers to drink in a public place (in the US, drinking in public is prohibited in many states)
It comes with a flexible liquid that comes in handy. The bladders may include a fabric sleeve. Each bladder is provided with an inlet for outlet consumption.
US4233942
Means against noodles on the ears
This invention is a device for animals that have been harvested by animals.
US4872422
Electromechanical chesleyle
A household device has been disclosed.
US5713081
Three-legged tights. Tights with four or more legs, apparently, have not yet been patented. Martians are coming! Hurry up to get a patent!
Each absorbent crotch member has been selected; there are each absorbent crotch member; It is an insignificant crotch member that has been selected for the panty member. He's wearing a pair of pantyhose. The remaining unused portion of the absorbent crotch members. If you are going to be worn away, then you’ll be able to get it. If you want to take it away, you can’t get it.
US3450403
Whiskey Gan. For those who drink "in the black"
It is a modular member who supported him in the middle of a peace of mind. person's mouth.
USD498801
Cubic Tennis Ball
Designed for a cube-shaped tennis ball, as shown and described.
In this case, jokers are not only the applicants, but also the patent attorneys themselves.
US20040161257
Clause 9: ... this fictitious clause is included in the claims to determine if the inventor is reading his claims ...
However, remarkable in their mm ... unusual patents are found not only in the United States. Meet one of the hits of the national patent!
RU2083239
A method of treating diseases alternately with the lower end of an aspen rod harvested at the time of a new moon, and the upper end of an aspen rod harvested at the moment of a full moon.
Claim
A method of symptomatic treatment of diseases, which consists in affecting the reflex or painful areas of the human body, characterized in that they use a rod harvested from an aspen tree at the time of a new moon during the first 3-4 days of the moon, which is fed to the patient's body with a lower end corresponding to the lower part wood, making successive smooth translational movements of the stick from top to bottom and in the opposite direction until its oscillation or attraction occurs, after which they make smooth rotational movements of aspen counterclockwise in the area of ​​its oscillation or attraction zones, then the reflex or pain zones are affected by an aspen stick harvested at full moon for 3-4 days of the full moon, bringing the aspen stick with the upper end corresponding to the upper part of the tree to the reflector or pain zones, making smooth rotational movements with the wand clockwise, then making several circular motions with the wand clockwise to the boundary of the energy shell to restore its integrity, and the treatment is repeated 2-5 times with an interval not less than 1 day for a total duration of a session is not less than 5 minutes, while continuing the conversation is carried out continuously on the patient's state of health and the state of his body.
Who came across other fun patents or patent applications - share in the comments.
And yes, tomorrow is the first of April. Good Friday!
US4608967
Device for encouraging or encouraging patting yourself on the back
A suspended congratulation on a pivoting arm. If you are a pat-on-the-back.
')
US6293874
Device for non-commissioned officer's widow and all who need a “magic pendel”
It is a user-operated and controlled apparatus.
US6241575
A device for distillery workers and lovers to drink in a public place (in the US, drinking in public is prohibited in many states)
It comes with a flexible liquid that comes in handy. The bladders may include a fabric sleeve. Each bladder is provided with an inlet for outlet consumption.
US4233942
Means against noodles on the ears
This invention is a device for animals that have been harvested by animals.
US4872422
Electromechanical chesleyle
A household device has been disclosed.
US5713081
Three-legged tights. Tights with four or more legs, apparently, have not yet been patented. Martians are coming! Hurry up to get a patent!
Each absorbent crotch member has been selected; there are each absorbent crotch member; It is an insignificant crotch member that has been selected for the panty member. He's wearing a pair of pantyhose. The remaining unused portion of the absorbent crotch members. If you are going to be worn away, then you’ll be able to get it. If you want to take it away, you can’t get it.
US3450403
Whiskey Gan. For those who drink "in the black"
It is a modular member who supported him in the middle of a peace of mind. person's mouth.
USD498801
Cubic Tennis Ball
Designed for a cube-shaped tennis ball, as shown and described.
In this case, jokers are not only the applicants, but also the patent attorneys themselves.
US20040161257
Clause 9: ... this fictitious clause is included in the claims to determine if the inventor is reading his claims ...
However, remarkable in their mm ... unusual patents are found not only in the United States. Meet one of the hits of the national patent!
RU2083239
A method of treating diseases alternately with the lower end of an aspen rod harvested at the time of a new moon, and the upper end of an aspen rod harvested at the moment of a full moon.
Claim
A method of symptomatic treatment of diseases, which consists in affecting the reflex or painful areas of the human body, characterized in that they use a rod harvested from an aspen tree at the time of a new moon during the first 3-4 days of the moon, which is fed to the patient's body with a lower end corresponding to the lower part wood, making successive smooth translational movements of the stick from top to bottom and in the opposite direction until its oscillation or attraction occurs, after which they make smooth rotational movements of aspen counterclockwise in the area of ​​its oscillation or attraction zones, then the reflex or pain zones are affected by an aspen stick harvested at full moon for 3-4 days of the full moon, bringing the aspen stick with the upper end corresponding to the upper part of the tree to the reflector or pain zones, making smooth rotational movements with the wand clockwise, then making several circular motions with the wand clockwise to the boundary of the energy shell to restore its integrity, and the treatment is repeated 2-5 times with an interval not less than 1 day for a total duration of a session is not less than 5 minutes, while continuing the conversation is carried out continuously on the patient's state of health and the state of his body.
Who came across other fun patents or patent applications - share in the comments.
And yes, tomorrow is the first of April. Good Friday!
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/299790/
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