Survive on a hike. Guide for geeks.

At last, the really hot days have come, which means that now we can fully enjoy the summer. Cottage, beaches, forest walks - all this is of course very good, but you can fully feel the rest on your own skin only during a hike. In which, as a rule, unforeseen circumstances always happen, but here’s how to deal with them technologically in our review.

Situation # 1
A hike is like a reality show: everyone smiles at each other, but at the same time is ready to “kill”. Therefore, if your friend refuses to go for firewood, instead preferring to slowly but surely absorb food supplies - it's time to deal with the sloth. Of course, it would be possible to put on a boxing glove and solve the problem with muscle strength, but instead we throw it in the face of a friend, thereby causing him to duel, and help us with this set of futuristic tanks with a stun gun.

Its essence is simple: radio-controlled tanks shoot infrared rays at each other, and if you enter an enemy tank, it will receive a discharge of current through the control panel. Unfortunately, this rule applies to your tank, so be careful! The set, the price of 2490 rubles includes:
• Two tanks
• Two control panels
• And also two types of discharge: strong and weak
So it will not find it!
Situation number 2
Well, where is this nerd who offered not to stop for the night, but to continue the campaign in spite of everything? Part of the food stole the UFO, the fire kindle everyone too lazy, so we go to the touch. “Eh ... so that you can do it without me” - I say, and with a proud look illuminate the map with the help of a miniature light lens, the price of which, by the way, is only 750 rubles.

It's simple: get a lens out of the case, and put it on paper. As the saying goes, sleight of hand and no fraud.
Situation number 3
Psychology is a great thing. Therefore, remembering the ancient proverbs, that “my house is my fortress” and “houses and walls help”, our primary task is to establish home comfort in the parking lot. And perhaps we will start with the thing that every day, whether we need it or not, excites the minds of humanity. And as many have already guessed, this is a thermometer. But to hang the usual is the height of idiocy, so we will go further and take this height with the help of an outdoor LCD thermometer.


The main advantage of the gadget for 750 rubles is certainly resistance to any weather conditions. But the only drawback with which you can also be spiritually enriched is the fact that the temperature is shown in Fahrenheit. Do not get confused!
Bonus to situation number 3
When converting from Fahrenheit to Celsius, subtract 32 from the original number and multiply by 5/9.
Zzzz
And by the way, there will be a continuation soon;)