Parody of iPhone 3G ads

Translation made by me for you and for the blog Maxspoon :

The iPhone is a revolutionary portable communication device, and now it’s even better with 3G support. Synchronizing your calendar is easier than ever: you can return to the date when you spent $ 600 on your first iPhone, and then turn the calendar further - to the date when the price was lowered by $ 200.
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You can even see your reaction in the photos when you find out that you can throw a bill for $ 200 into the urinal and pee on it.

Use the new scientific calculator to calculate how much your new iPhone 3G will cost you with new tariff plans, under which monthly payments grew by 15-25 percent. Do not forget to deduct the amount for which you can sell your first-generation iPhone.

The new iPhone has GPS, so you can easily find your current location and calculate how long you need to walk from there to your home. Because, hell, you have no money left for gasoline.

And don't forget, Internet connection speeds have increased - large documents, such as property deprivation alerts and letters from collection agencies, will load faster than a flying bullet to offer you the sweetest death option.

iPhone 3G - I haven't eaten for several days.