How to write an article and get followers - 10 free and easy-to-implement tips

To the authors who have dumped karma, but before risking placing their first publication in a sandbox, is dedicated.

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1) Come up with a yellow intriguing headline.

The text of the article may not have a direct relationship to the title, but the title should catch attention. The more readers read the article, the better. And hits in karma is a normal distribution. Those. the more readers, the lower the likelihood that karma is permanently mined. Who does not risk, does not receive pluses. In karma. (C) BizDev .

2) Do not waste time picking illustrations.

More and more readers are reading text from mobile devices. The mobile version does not display the text until habrakata, however, like the pictures. You can stop using the text parameter of this tag, the button will not appear in the mobile version.

Do not try to optimize pictures. Readers are IT professionals, they have unlimited traffic, and there is plenty of space on a habrastroraj. Do not forget: you have almost no influence on the layout, and on the QHD / qHD display, the shots will look miserable.
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3) Time is money

The main task of the author to convey the thought to the reader as soon as possible. The thought uttered is a lie (C) F. Tyutchev. Why then hone the wording and coherence of the narrative? Do not pay attention to typos and inaccuracies. In no case, writing an article, do not postpone it to rest. This is not a novel. Rather, publish. Do not wait for prime time, in the end, the antipodes are people too (C) UnknownType . You will have the opportunity to edit the article after.

2) Finely chop

Copy pieces of brief into the future article several times. Rewrite these pieces every time with different words.

Don't you have a brief? Well then just write about what excites you. The reader will still read, and you will have a free psychoanalysis session.

Break the text into paragraphs, in one paragraph no more than three sentences. Break paragraphs into short sentences (for English up to 25 words, for Russian up to 40, for Chinese up to 25 hieroglyphs. You can continue for other languages, but nobody read this place, but I’m too lazy to look for research by British scientists).

7) Stir

Lack of consistent storytelling logic, wrap revelations in cellophane. If something goes wrong in the comments, you can always call the publication provocative and a desire to get feedback. In extreme cases, the publication can be returned back to drafts.

5) Repeat

In order to understand you better, repeat the same thought with different words, do not hesitate to illustrate it with the same picture. To the question: Why? - answer: Leading propaganda experts recommend repetition: a lie, due to the fact that it is forever repeated, acquires a certain share of probability (C) J. Hebelz. In addition, SEO promotion has not been canceled yet.

3) Prove

As pruflinkov use links to sites pages that you want to promote (well, or just catch up there more traffic). By the way, the idea of ​​this article grew out of my wicked commentary on the translation. How did I make my articles to see 6.2 million people and subscribe to 144 920 people?

6) Quote

Quote - alien thought taken for hire (C) I.Gerchikov. But we should be glad that no quotations are charged for quotes. Use quotes well-known in narrow target circles of people. Be sure to include authorship - it will put you on the same level with them. If you do not know who the author is, write some last name, the reader will not notice. It is also appropriate to knock out phrases out of context, to confirm your own thoughts. Dilute the thoughts of the great with your own quotes.

4) Do more

Add platitudes and water to taste. We must somehow go to the given five hundred words. You can even make a digression - as a last resort, the reader will receive more text for reflection on the same page.

9) The main thing

The more chaotic the article is, the more incomprehensible acronyms and terms it contains, the more “clever” it will appear to the reader and the more eagerly he will like and recommend it to friends.

10) Conclusion

Do not forget: the last phrase (C) Y. Semyonov is best remembered - push the readers to something. It is absolutely not necessary that this be related to the title. For example: open the perezvoni.com website in a new browser tab. You can immediately close the tab - you do not care, and I am also pleased . Maybe, somehow, then, yagodkinvs will tell about the increase in traffic.