How not to write business letters-3: "I can obey and I can subordinate"

A year and a half ago, I published the bestseller " How not to publish business letters, " six months ago came the sequel - " The offer that cannot be waived-2 ." It seems that the rubric becomes permanent.

I took a fresh masterpiece of the epistolary genre literally half an hour ago from the spam folder of my mail. Probably, someone very unkind advised a hapless job seeker with such an exotic way of looking for a job as spam sending.

Letter biopic under the cut.
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Moscow, 32 years old, of which all conscious activity in IT.
Leading activities over 12 years in different directions.
In the past, a career officer, I can obey and can subdue.
There was also a programmer, there were also own boxed products.
There was also Sis - the Administrator, contained the big parks of cars.
Familiar with almost all software and hardware.
Supervised projects. Have your own projects. Technical Director of 6 years ...
Creative and Ambitious.

I will be included in INTERESTING and motivated work, I will build IT,
you can startups (if funded, promising, interesting).
In principle, without much difference the industry, the main interest in the work and the profit from the project,
both educators and participants.

Paper - red tape projects with wiping pants not to offer.
Seekers of managers who will plow in the face for all performers, too, please by.
Interested in EARNING money in an interesting way, the method does not matter much.
Salary from 150t. bonuses, goodies, company promotions are welcomed. <there was a phone number> Alexander.

If, after reading this post, you felt a sharp itch from the fact that you needed such an employee - write in a personal, I will give his phone number :)