44 skills that every gamer needs to own
A real gamer should ...
1. To be able to evaluate the game, even without having played it.
2. Sleep only 4 hours a day.
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3. Play Wii without using an antistatic bracelet.
4. Always find the weak point of the enemy and attack him.
5. Be an expert in the work of your favorite game developer.
6. Choose a truly difficult game.
7. Always be able to see in time that the battery of your device is running low.
8. Play various races in cold blood without pulling the console back and forth.
9. Play the same game until exhaustion - until it is passed.
10. To quickly find out this or that game, if it is shown on TV or, for example, in the film.
11. Easily find 5 differences between the PlayStation 3 and any other consoles.
12. Find the right game for the right moment.
13. To be able to “sort out” the “Invent? Well no".
14. Feel at the level of intuition, where the “hot” buttons are located.
15. Be able to disassemble / assemble the console / computer.
16. To be merciless if the game requires it.
17. Always have an excuse: "I lost because ..." (".... I could not take my eyes off your beautiful knees," etc.).
18. Have friends not gamers.
19. Quickly navigate and determine why you should get rid of if your “inventory” is full.
20. Always participate in the dispute "Games - art or not?" And not look arrogant idiot.
21. Always be able to define "hidden space".
22. To be able to speak beautifully, so that it seems that you know more than the game developers themselves.
23. Always remember the location of the enemy.
24. Be condescending towards “non-gamers”.
25. Being in a drunk all the same “anneal” in “Guitar Hero” or any other game of this kind.
26. To be able to competently talk about any retro-game, even if you have never played it.
27. By only one sound to determine the "class" of the enemy.
28. The very guess about the secret name of the new game, the release of which the developer announced.
29. With fire in the eyes, to defend at least one incomprehensible game, which few have heard, and be able to convince people to become fans of it.
30. At each level, try to score the maximum number of points.
31. Always know which type of attack is most effective against the enemy.
32. Perfectly own the "art" of the reboot.
33. Be able to simultaneously play and perform any other necessary tasks.
34. In spite of how quickly the scenery in the game changes, always control the situation.
35. Be able to come up with a perfect attack in 20 seconds to fight the enemy.
36. Know everything about the game, without referring to the instructions.
37. Enter into polemics on gaming forums.
38. Be able to control your bladder. A good gamer is a good shutter speed.
39. Be able to explain with elementary words how to use even the most complex device.
40. Always be able to find the perfect place to cover for a breather.
41. Memorize cheat codes in order to quickly navigate the moment they are needed.
42. Have "in the arsenal" at least one game in which you are simply invincible.
43. To be able to understand from the advertisement read on the box what it really means.
44. Always know when you should NOT talk about games and everything connected with it.
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1. To be able to evaluate the game, even without having played it.
2. Sleep only 4 hours a day.
')
3. Play Wii without using an antistatic bracelet.
4. Always find the weak point of the enemy and attack him.
5. Be an expert in the work of your favorite game developer.
6. Choose a truly difficult game.
7. Always be able to see in time that the battery of your device is running low.
8. Play various races in cold blood without pulling the console back and forth.
9. Play the same game until exhaustion - until it is passed.
10. To quickly find out this or that game, if it is shown on TV or, for example, in the film.
11. Easily find 5 differences between the PlayStation 3 and any other consoles.
12. Find the right game for the right moment.
13. To be able to “sort out” the “Invent? Well no".
14. Feel at the level of intuition, where the “hot” buttons are located.
15. Be able to disassemble / assemble the console / computer.
16. To be merciless if the game requires it.
17. Always have an excuse: "I lost because ..." (".... I could not take my eyes off your beautiful knees," etc.).
18. Have friends not gamers.
19. Quickly navigate and determine why you should get rid of if your “inventory” is full.
20. Always participate in the dispute "Games - art or not?" And not look arrogant idiot.
21. Always be able to define "hidden space".
22. To be able to speak beautifully, so that it seems that you know more than the game developers themselves.
23. Always remember the location of the enemy.
24. Be condescending towards “non-gamers”.
25. Being in a drunk all the same “anneal” in “Guitar Hero” or any other game of this kind.
26. To be able to competently talk about any retro-game, even if you have never played it.
27. By only one sound to determine the "class" of the enemy.
28. The very guess about the secret name of the new game, the release of which the developer announced.
29. With fire in the eyes, to defend at least one incomprehensible game, which few have heard, and be able to convince people to become fans of it.
30. At each level, try to score the maximum number of points.
31. Always know which type of attack is most effective against the enemy.
32. Perfectly own the "art" of the reboot.
33. Be able to simultaneously play and perform any other necessary tasks.
34. In spite of how quickly the scenery in the game changes, always control the situation.
35. Be able to come up with a perfect attack in 20 seconds to fight the enemy.
36. Know everything about the game, without referring to the instructions.
37. Enter into polemics on gaming forums.
38. Be able to control your bladder. A good gamer is a good shutter speed.
39. Be able to explain with elementary words how to use even the most complex device.
40. Always be able to find the perfect place to cover for a breather.
41. Memorize cheat codes in order to quickly navigate the moment they are needed.
42. Have "in the arsenal" at least one game in which you are simply invincible.
43. To be able to understand from the advertisement read on the box what it really means.
44. Always know when you should NOT talk about games and everything connected with it.
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/28374/
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