Bad advice: how to write to tech support

Reporting an error
Remember that in tech support
All employees own
Telepathy on the "five"
Im the details of the error
No need to know at all
Let them guess there
What happened to you

The program informs you
What happened suddenly a mistake?
And while writing a lot
Different incomprehensible words?
Turning to technical support
Say: "Writes SOMETHING"
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Nobody needs him

Do not write to tech support
What did you do with the program
Before it happened
You have a terrible trouble
What buttons pressed
What was introduced and where
Well, why know tech support
How to repeat the mistake?

And of course, everything in the world
As one, without exception
Enjoy the same
Browser as you
Even the program version
Same for everyone
In technical support by all means
She is known better than you
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Encrypt the message
You are tricky grammar
After all, the treacherous enemy does not sleep
Let him try to understand
What would a strange phrase:
"The page is reflected
The list does not have the necessary lines »
Technical support report

Here it came to mind asleep.