A brief history of the World Wide Web according to web developers

The web will be much better when we can use images.

The web will become much better when we can use more than 216 colors.

The web will become much better when we have cascading style sheets.

The web will become much better when cascading style sheets work the same way across browsers.

The web will be much better when we have javascript.

The web will become much better when javascript will work equally in different browsers.

The web will become much better when people stop using Netscape Navigator 4.

The web will become much better when people stop using Internet Explorer 6.

The web will become much better when we access it from our mobile phones.

The web will become much better when we have native video support.

The web will become much better when we have native video support that works equally in different browsers.

The web will get much better when Flash dies.

The web will become much better when we can use non-system fonts.

The web will become much better when no one else uses Windows XP.

The web will become much better when no one else uses Android 2.

The web will become much better when we have smooth animations.

The web will become much better when sites can work offline.

The web will become much better when we can send push notifications.

The web will get much better when ...

Now everything is cool, but no one is happy.