What do the supermarket guards say over the radio?

Has anyone wondered what the supermarket guardians are talking about? With incredibly serious and businesslike faces, they mumble and mumble on the radio. I decided to do a little research and posted a poll on the same topic on one resource. The results showed the following: 81 people believe that they are discussing visitors to the store, 17 specify who exactly the guards are discussing - women! And if you run a little ahead, it turns out in women they are especially interested in the fillet back part, this is how 3 people responded, leaving a written comment. As it turned out, the women's issue is very topical among the guards of the order of the stores, jokes turned out to be a little less popular, 15 people think so. Only 10 respondents said that the guards were talking on the radio about work. The last thing they think about is the meaning of life (6 replies). As a result, we see that the guards of supermarkets are quite ordinary men, who, as you know, tend to be interested in women. They can not be afraid when they stare at how you pass by the same storefront for the twentieth time. Most likely, they are trying to hide laughter behind a serious mine, because their colleagues have just told them by radio the most amusing anecdote.