Required to work harsh developers
Just now they threw a link (unfortunately already 404) to an interesting vacancy:
Required: a harsh developer
Region: KHARKOV (district is not specified)
Minimum wage (per month): 10,000 USD
Gender: male
Education: does not matter
This ad has already run through blogs on lj, rolling up its unexpected continuation
Required: a harsh developer
Section: Programmers, Computer Engineers
Region: KHARKOV (district is not specified)
Work schedule: full day
Work type: permanent
Minimum wage (per month): 10,000 USD
Gender: male
Education: does not matter
Additional information:
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misunderstood and rejected by civilization! Required to work harsh developers. work for 35-40 hours, payment - bread, water, White Sea, lamers (brass knuckles from doom are attached to each lamer. - a chainsaw!)
Salary 13: According to the results of the fight, an Intel 8088 stone is played at the budokan. The basement is equipped with a 100 liter tank with drops of vizin. Once a month in the basement delivery of shaving accessories (we will pick up the courier who looks like a blonde from Larry. Well, the one that did not give).
24-hour access to FIDO (telephone communication is deducted from bread and water). development language - si / asm. A friendly team will make newbies badges of 3200 baud zuchel boards.
the requirements for candidates are to understand that Tao is Lenny, not a religion.
Quickly read a memory dump. Understand why you need the Scroll Lock button, know by heart all the interruptions of the BIOS and ports. A big plus is the ability to program the MK-52 calculator, to draw naked women with pseudographics.
Contact person: commodore64
E-mail: commodore64.at.rambler.ru
Date: 05/17/2008
Position Code: 481797
The kindest, commodore64!
In response to rabota.kharkov.ua/vacancy481797.html
which was written by someone commodore64, day 05/17/2008:
My name is ... in general my name is rarely, more often I come myself.
Briefly about yourself. I can work 35-40 hours a week, I can not work.
I can not work from 8 in the morning, exactly as from 9, 10 and in especially difficult days and from 11,
12 regardless of ap / pm, according to the current state of the soul and body.
Tobacco (Belomor) I do not smoke, I read dumps slowly and with taste, an exception
only for double's arrays.
ScrLck I use only in the console of fries (there used to be excel “97).
I remembered by heart the int functions of the 10th and 21st, for the rest I smoked thelp.
98 teams cells, 4 depth stack and reverse polish were my Tao (MK-54),
and an EPROM in 4k memory - inaccessible, vulgar, luxury (52nd).
Ready to be an ideological fighter for banknotes having a turn among citizens of
the country where the coveted basement.
Requirements for the employer:
Table, chair, place for a folding bed. At least one systemic, two
monitors with a total diagonal of 1 meter. I will bring a mouse and a rug with me.
MK-54 (you can MK-52) for the interior, B3-34 does not offer - out of fashion.
Dedicated line for corporate representation attorney to represent interests
in KHARKOV.SYSOP and in front of the coordinator 2: 461.
With the 13th grace, it was with great pleasure that I took something from not
flowered 68xx (many x) motors and (li) universal programmer.
Unlimited love and trust of my person is welcome. Reciprocity not
guaranteed.
Best,
mov ah, 4ch
mov al, 0
int 21h
good time of day
I need now PHP developer level senior or advanced intermediate.
If you have such a skill, let's talk.
with respect,
to.
So it happens, they are looking for harsh developers who still remember blondes from Larry and are not alien to FIDO, but in the end, PHP developers of the level of senior or advanced intermediate are needed.
"... But happiness was so possible, and so possible, and like that."
V.Vishnevsky
Required: a harsh developer
Region: KHARKOV (district is not specified)
Minimum wage (per month): 10,000 USD
Gender: male
Education: does not matter
This ad has already run through blogs on lj, rolling up its unexpected continuation
Vacancy is a harsh developer
Required: a harsh developer
Section: Programmers, Computer Engineers
Region: KHARKOV (district is not specified)
Work schedule: full day
Work type: permanent
Minimum wage (per month): 10,000 USD
Gender: male
Education: does not matter
Additional information:
')
misunderstood and rejected by civilization! Required to work harsh developers. work for 35-40 hours, payment - bread, water, White Sea, lamers (brass knuckles from doom are attached to each lamer. - a chainsaw!)
Salary 13: According to the results of the fight, an Intel 8088 stone is played at the budokan. The basement is equipped with a 100 liter tank with drops of vizin. Once a month in the basement delivery of shaving accessories (we will pick up the courier who looks like a blonde from Larry. Well, the one that did not give).
24-hour access to FIDO (telephone communication is deducted from bread and water). development language - si / asm. A friendly team will make newbies badges of 3200 baud zuchel boards.
the requirements for candidates are to understand that Tao is Lenny, not a religion.
Quickly read a memory dump. Understand why you need the Scroll Lock button, know by heart all the interruptions of the BIOS and ports. A big plus is the ability to program the MK-52 calculator, to draw naked women with pseudographics.
Contact person: commodore64
E-mail: commodore64.at.rambler.ru
Date: 05/17/2008
Position Code: 481797
Decided to answer
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: Re: : (spam inside)
: mk54@xxx
: , 30, 2008 17:05
: commodore64@yyy
--------------------------------------------------------------------------The kindest, commodore64!
In response to rabota.kharkov.ua/vacancy481797.html
which was written by someone commodore64, day 05/17/2008:
My name is ... in general my name is rarely, more often I come myself.
Briefly about yourself. I can work 35-40 hours a week, I can not work.
I can not work from 8 in the morning, exactly as from 9, 10 and in especially difficult days and from 11,
12 regardless of ap / pm, according to the current state of the soul and body.
Tobacco (Belomor) I do not smoke, I read dumps slowly and with taste, an exception
only for double's arrays.
ScrLck I use only in the console of fries (there used to be excel “97).
I remembered by heart the int functions of the 10th and 21st, for the rest I smoked thelp.
98 teams cells, 4 depth stack and reverse polish were my Tao (MK-54),
and an EPROM in 4k memory - inaccessible, vulgar, luxury (52nd).
Ready to be an ideological fighter for banknotes having a turn among citizens of
the country where the coveted basement.
Requirements for the employer:
Table, chair, place for a folding bed. At least one systemic, two
monitors with a total diagonal of 1 meter. I will bring a mouse and a rug with me.
MK-54 (you can MK-52) for the interior, B3-34 does not offer - out of fashion.
Dedicated line for corporate representation attorney to represent interests
in KHARKOV.SYSOP and in front of the coordinator 2: 461.
With the 13th grace, it was with great pleasure that I took something from not
flowered 68xx (many x) motors and (li) universal programmer.
Unlimited love and trust of my person is welcome. Reciprocity not
guaranteed.
Best,
mov ah, 4ch
mov al, 0
int 21h
Employer response
---------------------------- -----------------------------
: Re: : (spam inside)
: commodore64@yyy
: , 30, 2008 21:26
: mk54@xxx
--------------------------------------------------------------------------good time of day
I need now PHP developer level senior or advanced intermediate.
If you have such a skill, let's talk.
with respect,
to.
Instead of conclusion
So it happens, they are looking for harsh developers who still remember blondes from Larry and are not alien to FIDO, but in the end, PHP developers of the level of senior or advanced intermediate are needed.
"... But happiness was so possible, and so possible, and like that."
V.Vishnevsky
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/26517/
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