Bad advice: how to order sites

Inspired by the topic of bad advice , I offer my own version of bad advice on how customers need to order sites.

If your director (stupid!)
I have commissioned you to create a website,
Don't be afraid to turn
To a friend of his childhood.

With a friend the best in kindergarten
You took a dance,
And now your best friend
He heads the Web-Plant.
')
Have fun together
In a friendly children's dance,
Your friend will make a quick profit
Making a site for you on the people.



If there is no childhood friend
Look for another remedy -
Turn on the free-lance.
There you will find a specialist:
Web designer and seo,
Flasher and programmer.
And draws icons.
Five in one - very comfortable.

You soon create a project
But do not attach TK.
To do sites on TZ -
Nowadays moveton!

On the budget, shut up
Or put zeros everywhere.
And then the risk of overpaying
will be greater.

Let the freelancer ask
The fee for the dream site.
Let him indicate how much he wants - But you will decide.

Contractor hire
Not really choosing.
Who is cheaper and faster:
Thousands five and five days.

Pay him an advance
(He wants to eat too).
But not less than 100 percent
Less ashamed to send.

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If your director says
Contact the web office,
Order a website from that
Who will roll back the most.

You dream about the car
And give the children to the Lyceum
Well, ask for a rollback soon!

And my wife buy a coat
For kickbacks on SEO.

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Put pictures on the site
And the director's portrait
Must be
In the center of the start page.

Nalep more buttons
And weather widgets.
This is very, very important.
For customers of your company.

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Creating websites is easy.
Professionals teach ...
And getting kickbacks ...
The important thing is to start!