Gangbang, protein window and poker with ballerinas: Robots Office Dictionary

In some groups, their own internal vocabulary is born (especially if people are happy, and informal relations develop between their colleagues). We also have our own slang and internal memes - we are sharing the first part of the Robots office dictionary :)

Houston is a corporate email inbox that accepts reports of any problems.
Example: “In any incomprehensible situation write to Houston”

Gangbang is a common place for communications and in general any type of electronic relationship.
Examples of topics on Gangbang: “Nogomyach”, “Mom will miss you!”, “Lada without light”, “Slippers and blanket”, “Day of pink robots”, “HLS brawl!”, “Fyfe o'klok, sir!”, “Press the mobile”, “If you drink milk with the herring, then you can no longer wash the strawberries”, “Who doesn’t sleep and who has iOS7”, “Candy and cake cakes instead of blackjack and whores”, “Go to the meeting room for pizza, I created!” , “After the conference in the star rhinoceros”, “Internet to all watch”, “Operation Ass on the red”, “Just not in the rotor!”
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“Poker and ballerinas” is the official name of the intranet, its origin is due to the robot Bender from “Futurama”, who said: “I will build my amusement park with blackjack and whores”, and we built our own with poker and ballerinas.

“Guys for a healthy lifestyle” - a local movement for a healthy lifestyle, adherents of which are some designers of Redmadrobot

HLS brawl - a corporate party with pizza, hamburgers and Coca-Cola



Fat - In contrast to the common sense among the average representatives of the creative class, it is understood the opposite: bad, bad, alarm!
Example: “- How do you like this slider to send a payment instead of a button? - Fat! "

“I would not be an analyst if I didn’t face danger” - the motto of the business analyst Wild_Sam (on the photo)

Load - transfer information, tell, explain
Example: “And now we must go and entertain it all in Anya”

Mimic - Make it extremely small - down to mi-mi - important interface elements. Often combined with the classic “Make my logo bigger!”
Example: “Tie with a minimization, make my logo bigger!”

Dohreniliard - very very very much

“Again the protein window” - a condition when the body of the process director is in dire need of nutrients
Example: “- Sasha, are you again chattering at the bat? “I can't help it, the protein window has opened”

Rushing out of the protein window is a joke of unsporting developers.

Move the pixels
Example: “- Do it, please, quickly! “I can’t do it faster, I’m working, and I’m not going to get pixels.”

Pedalit - create a working program code
Example: “I have a meeting, and then I will start pedaling”

Jitter feature - implement functionality

Student's trick - an unserious approach to working processes
Example: “Will we work normally or continue this student story?”



Machuriti - made in adult
Example: “And this is Machuriti”

Pornograph - Canon imagePROGRAF plotter
Example: “Bring it out on a pornographer ...”



At the nod of demolitions - we are about to make a job offer
Example: “- Maybe you should still look for BA? - What are you talking about, we have already spent on demolitions ”

Tlen FM - protracted pessimistic performances at battles
Example: “Enabled fm”

FYI ASAP - these abbreviations (For Your Information and As Soon As Possible) are usually not used together, but when you need to “do something more quickly with this,” then any attention-drawing tool will do.