Where is the paradise or funny cases from Apple Review Team

Photo 1-2. From the photos you can determine where the Apple Review Team is sitting with an accuracy of 500 meters.

Friday, I venture to talk about a couple of funny cases when publishing an application on the Apple store.

For air travel, I made a small application. More precisely, three applications. With the same functionality, pictures and descriptions up to a comma. Why three? Because the test of your application can take people with a different perception of the world. As for the Russian mote, the German is a log. It happens and vice versa.

So, in the application I have five main functions.
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• Display current altitude.
• Show the history of your height.
• Display maps offline with cities of our planet.
• Showing 10 nearest airports in the world.
• A word game.

It seems everything is clean. And simple, but not enough zest. Then to the 10 nearest airports I added a button - 10 closest beautiful women. Placed them in famous cities, stuck photos in clothes (quite risky, but decent) and fake names. Distances to airports and girls are calculated programmatically. By default, airports are always shown to find a list of girls - you need to figure this out and climb to a height of more than 500 meters.

In the description of the game I put a 12+ mark, that there is a photo of erotic properties.
Laid out to the store. All three applications.

First application

The first application was filed with the wording - Pornography.

Second application

The second - hacked to the wording -

You use a unique advertising device identifier, but you are not warning the user.

I do not show ads in the application, but GoogleAdMob.framework library is present in my project by default.
Okay, did not argue and quickly put a daw, warning the user that show ads.

Again came a negative answer with the wording -

You warn the user that show ads, but the application does not show ads.

I fell into a stupor and decided not to butt. Especially since the third application was approved right away.

Third application

Free and no ads.

Brief conclusion

Do not despair if the application is not accepted. Perhaps - this is not your fault.

As always, the mystery is where do checkers check us?

Screenshot of the application they are running.