Do you know how to use online services?

In honor of the anniversary of the “Philolingvia” project, a humorous linguistic contest “ straighten an online translator ” was announced on the site with cash prizes. However, lovers of foreign languages ​​and other humanities have not coped with it, because they do not have enough modern online technologies. The only hope is for the Habrahabr regulars, whose ability to use search engines and online translators, I have no doubt. Especially since I described these jokes here six months ago.
So, you just need to determine how these exclusive products are sold, which are sold in one online store:
Pork Butchery
Guide
Interior Decoration
Abdominal Gauges For Fitness
Coach and tips to get thinner
For example:
Virgin DVDs are blank DVDs;
Memory Boards Flash - Flash Memory;
Baby Food - baby food;
PC Computers - PC Computers
The prize is small - $ 10 or a through link from all pages of the site, but the task gives an excellent workout for the brain and trains not only logical thinking, but also creative imagination. Response options can be left on Filolingvii, and here in the comments.