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About personnel changes in top4top

The site is petty and smacks of cheap commerce. Therefore, we need at least a social network, and better Portal.

But the portal and even the social network is massive. But the mass is a shaggy user, smelling like beer, who in every link tries to find boobs and a quote from a bashorg. Need a path to the elect, namely the portal for the elite.

But no, no, we're not about money. The portal is not for the rich materially; it is spiritual for the rich. Which in Courchevel Nietzsche is quoted.
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The presentation of the offspring spend long before the opening, about three months. Idiocy - PR people will tell you. Do not listen. Not idiocy, but modern creativity and at the same time a harsh necessity. For when the portal opens, no one can see it anyway.

It can not, because the Portal must be on the flush. And more men, circles, spheres, hemispheres, in general, stuff with apple. And so that everything flew and flashed. After all, it is spiritually rich and modern. And who could not join - that sucker, and so not along the way. We blame it on the forums, make us buy a decent modem and fresh software.

Opening the presentation, you need to remember that the user generic content is no longer fashionable. Now in honor is expert generated content. Well, in practice, this is, of course, an interview with your next wife and three shaggy drinking companions with the obligatory presence of Tina Kandelaki. But it sounds beautiful. People shavaet, i.e. will appreciate.

We remember that the portal should be half-closed, which means a promise that Abramovich will write Deripaska in the chat. Does not write? But who will find out? - input only by recommendations. A recommendation can be obtained from Abramovich. Exquisite?

Where is my money? - The investor is interested in the execution of a business plan. What prose! We are not up to convention! We buy Yandex direct on keywords sex, boobs (once again) and football, in the project PR people we urgently call a girl from Odnoklassniki. They say that neither direct nor classmates oligarchs are not aware? Yes, you just know the wrong oligarchs.

Is the project closing? (more precisely, it is closed). What's the difference. Budgets sawed, in the sense mastered. The creative wing of the Portal, pursing his lips in disgust, izrechet "this country does not understand us" and will sketch ideas of a new social network for the same oligarchs. To save time, it is better to immediately present a presentation for pioneer investors. And techies and editors are lazily reaching for the labor market.

Everything was fleeting, like first love. But agree, how beautiful!

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/24838/


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