May 14: the day of freelancer! What do I want to give you ...
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I've read and thought. We should congratulate the freelancers, because the holiday, and gifts should be.
I know that you often have different problems, force majeure, etc. based on this and made a list.
So, what would I like to give to freelancers:
1. Mobile phone + tariff plan paid for a year from any telecom operator, if desired.
It's terrible, but it seems to me that there is some kind of global conspiracy of mobile operators against freelancers - when deadline comes, they turn off their phones, write off all money from their accounts ...
- Hello, yes, my mobile phone died when I phoned the operator, they said that I had a large debt for payment, so I could not call you all this week ...
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2. 4, and better than 5 fully charged and ready to use batteries for mobile phones.
Here, apparently, a conspiracy of the handset manufacturers - freelancers sell phones, in which the battery is always discharged in the middle of a conversation and then it’s impossible to continue the conversation ...
- hello, I was leaving the city, I forgot to charge and the phone was dead, my battery is still straining - it keeps charging for two hours ...
3. Tablets: wear-activated carbon.
In supermarkets, shops and just on the market, for some reason, only expired products are sold to freelancers, and as a result - poisoning ... ~ 1 time in 2 months.
- Hi, I wasn’t in touch for 4 days, because I was hurt by some city. Now I’m barely crawling and just could turn on the computer, now I’ll do everything ...
4. Flashing light on the car.
Everywhere there are terrible traffic jams, special traffic police patrols block the road to freelancers, do not let them go to important meetings, to the office, home. Specially caught and taken away in an unknown direction.
- Hello, I'm in a traffic jam, I will call you back when I get to the house ...
/ after 6 hours / - the subscriber is not a subscriber, call back later
/ in a couple of days / see item 1.
What else to remember ...
I know that there are responsible people among freelancers. Thank you very much.
I've read and thought. We should congratulate the freelancers, because the holiday, and gifts should be.
I know that you often have different problems, force majeure, etc. based on this and made a list.
So, what would I like to give to freelancers:
1. Mobile phone + tariff plan paid for a year from any telecom operator, if desired.
It's terrible, but it seems to me that there is some kind of global conspiracy of mobile operators against freelancers - when deadline comes, they turn off their phones, write off all money from their accounts ...
- Hello, yes, my mobile phone died when I phoned the operator, they said that I had a large debt for payment, so I could not call you all this week ...
')
2. 4, and better than 5 fully charged and ready to use batteries for mobile phones.
Here, apparently, a conspiracy of the handset manufacturers - freelancers sell phones, in which the battery is always discharged in the middle of a conversation and then it’s impossible to continue the conversation ...
- hello, I was leaving the city, I forgot to charge and the phone was dead, my battery is still straining - it keeps charging for two hours ...
3. Tablets: wear-activated carbon.
In supermarkets, shops and just on the market, for some reason, only expired products are sold to freelancers, and as a result - poisoning ... ~ 1 time in 2 months.
- Hi, I wasn’t in touch for 4 days, because I was hurt by some city. Now I’m barely crawling and just could turn on the computer, now I’ll do everything ...
4. Flashing light on the car.
Everywhere there are terrible traffic jams, special traffic police patrols block the road to freelancers, do not let them go to important meetings, to the office, home. Specially caught and taken away in an unknown direction.
- Hello, I'm in a traffic jam, I will call you back when I get to the house ...
/ after 6 hours / - the subscriber is not a subscriber, call back later
/ in a couple of days / see item 1.
What else to remember ...
I know that there are responsible people among freelancers. Thank you very much.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/24490/
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