We make a portrait of the user Habr :)

1) I read Habr, and that's just why I'm cool.
2) Google is cooler than Yandex, Apple is cooler than Microsoft, Linux is cooler than Windows.
3) iPod cooler iRiver.
4) PHP is steeper than ASP, Java, C #, C ++, bracketed and multiplied by two.
5) Python cooler PHP.
6) Contextual advertising is our everything, the media will soon die. And in general there is no need to manually select the thematic sites, but to go to the big uncle, he will do everything for me.
7) I used to get up at work at 5:00, was tormented in traffic jams and the subway, and now I have muddied my web 2.0 start-up and live like cheese in butter.
8) Only losers work for their uncle.
9) Downshifting taxis.
10) I'll work on my uncle a little more, torture my startup and go to the tundra with a laptop and satellite dish.
11) In vain you are minus my comments, losers. I am writing a revolutionary web application in PHP - the basis of my megastartap. Soon I will be the last to laugh.
12) I have always loved robots and UFOs.
13) I have to know everything about the “Office” project. In the end, when business goes and I get rich - you need to know how to combine IT, office and feng shui.
14) Artemy Lebedev - a starper snickering, present in the minds only by inertia.
15) Artemy Lebedev - Boch.
16) I must definitely learn all the basics of personnel management. When my mega-based web app on PHP starts to bring me the first millions (in euro, of course, losers :), I won't have time to learn all these subtleties.
17) I want to see only the same people around me ... uh ... free people like me, so uh ... like co-working May read ...
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