Surprised - so won.

It seems that our developers of military equipment and weapons
they mock their foreign colleagues a little bit. In the sense of names
technology created by them. Here Germany has a tank "Leopard". Israel has the “Merkava” (War chariot). America has an Abrams tank, France
"Leclerc", both in honor of famous generals. And we have - T-72B "Slingshot".
In honor of the slingshot. It is not clear why, but it is clear that KVN could be born
Only here.

Or, for example, Americans take and call their self-propelled howitzer
"Paladin". And the British call their "Archer" (Archer). All the way through. Here
Our approach and say: look here. Here are self-propelled howitzers 2S1
"Carnation", 2S3 "Acacia", self-propelled mortar 2S4 "Tulip" and
long-range self-propelled guns 2S5 "Hyacinth" and 2S7 "Peony", capable
shoot nuclear shells. Sniff, please bouquet.

Here Americans take and call their anti-tank guided missile
"The Dragon". And the other is called "Shilleyla" (Dubinka). Everything is logical. Here
Our approach and say: but look at ka. Here are anti-tank missiles
9M14M "Baby", 9M123 "Chrysanthemum" and anti-tank missile "Metis" with
night sight "Mulat". And so that it becomes completely incomprehensible and scary,
we still had a rocket called "Edge".

And so that you even more thought, heavy tank fighting machine
we called "frame."
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And so that your head spun, the newest coastal missile system
defense we called "Ball."

And so that you have an idiotic smile on turnips formed, our most powerful in
the world 30-barrel self-propelled flamethrower called TOC-1 "Buratino".

And so that you are taken right away today in a madhouse taken away - our grenade launcher
GP-30 has the name "Obuvka".

From the latter, even I, a familiar man, ohrenevuyu ...

Note And if that, that is, another 82-mm automatic mortar 2B9
"Cornflower", company mortar 2B14 "Tray", mortar 2S12 "Sani",
an intercontinental ballistic missile "Courier" with a nuclear charge,
intercontinental ballistic missile RT-23 UTTH "Molodets" with ten
nuclear charges, nuclear submarine of Project 705 Lyra, system
control of artillery fire "Kapustnik" container system
control missiles "Phantasmagoria", self-propelled gun "Capacitor" and
grenade for grenade launcher 7P24 "Foundling".

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