I, a citizen of the universe, an honorary bastard Denis before the entire Habr public and its chief in particular solemnly swear
Do not visit or comment on Khabarakhabr during working hours (when there is work, of course) from Monday to Friday from 10:00 to 18:00 Moscow time.
For breaking the oath given by me, let a UFO punish me! ')
UPD: An exception may be to search for information for business purposes with the blessing of the chef. Amen.