Top 7 April Fool's Jokes
1. Ashmanov creates a special linguistic department for the new project - recognizing the “speech” of domestic animals with a search on recognized “sound tracks”. They offered the position of a project manager with the function of the organizer of the “pilot base” (obviously, there was a menagerie). Result: a little lost.
2. Top-100 started to remove sites-cheaters from ratings (in the sense of the number of visitors and hosts) or, in another version, reduce traffic by 30% if one visitor only looked at one page. Result: people really worried. Something here is not clean, you need to "dig" after the first of April.
3. Me and Andrew (see the cycle of stories about Dron), a well-known publishing house proposed the publication of the book “Drone: A History of Adventures”. For the volume of the book, 30-40 stories are missing, so the ED allocated money to free Dron from his current work, so that he had time for adventure. Result: so far, Dron calls me, who has already managed to take a vacation at his own expense for a week, and asks when we sign the contract.
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4. Proposal for the position of chairman of the board of directors at RDV St. Petersburg. The name itself is funny. And moreover, with an immediate move, such as a ticket will be brought tonight. Temporarily live in a summer garden in the house of the CEO. Result: I did not fall for it.
5. Judging from the analysis of search queries, requests of the “porn” family are absolute leaders. There is an offer to make a search engine for porn videos, - I suggest in an internal meeting. “Well, and what kind of sections will we do?” They ask, not surprisingly. “It's simple: 2 * 3, 4 * 1, 2 * 2, etc., white and black, animals, BDSM: Boolean. We get a multidimensional matrix and filter on it ”. "But what about business ethics?" “The ethics of business is determined by the frequency of requests!” The result: the people have fallen.
6. The current team (let's call it that) Jobs. Ru does not cope with responsibilities. The top management went out to all the old managers and programmers of the Internet projects of the ED with a proposal for hunting. Offer double salary. It came to me 3 times in different variations. Result: well, not funny!
7. At one of the RIF meetings, I’m guaranteed to be put in jail with Mr. X (I’m going to give my full name a bit later, but what if really true?) With the possibility of direct communication. Result: I fell for RIF
PS www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQLpHr2ia0M
2. Top-100 started to remove sites-cheaters from ratings (in the sense of the number of visitors and hosts) or, in another version, reduce traffic by 30% if one visitor only looked at one page. Result: people really worried. Something here is not clean, you need to "dig" after the first of April.
3. Me and Andrew (see the cycle of stories about Dron), a well-known publishing house proposed the publication of the book “Drone: A History of Adventures”. For the volume of the book, 30-40 stories are missing, so the ED allocated money to free Dron from his current work, so that he had time for adventure. Result: so far, Dron calls me, who has already managed to take a vacation at his own expense for a week, and asks when we sign the contract.
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4. Proposal for the position of chairman of the board of directors at RDV St. Petersburg. The name itself is funny. And moreover, with an immediate move, such as a ticket will be brought tonight. Temporarily live in a summer garden in the house of the CEO. Result: I did not fall for it.
5. Judging from the analysis of search queries, requests of the “porn” family are absolute leaders. There is an offer to make a search engine for porn videos, - I suggest in an internal meeting. “Well, and what kind of sections will we do?” They ask, not surprisingly. “It's simple: 2 * 3, 4 * 1, 2 * 2, etc., white and black, animals, BDSM: Boolean. We get a multidimensional matrix and filter on it ”. "But what about business ethics?" “The ethics of business is determined by the frequency of requests!” The result: the people have fallen.
6. The current team (let's call it that) Jobs. Ru does not cope with responsibilities. The top management went out to all the old managers and programmers of the Internet projects of the ED with a proposal for hunting. Offer double salary. It came to me 3 times in different variations. Result: well, not funny!
7. At one of the RIF meetings, I’m guaranteed to be put in jail with Mr. X (I’m going to give my full name a bit later, but what if really true?) With the possibility of direct communication. Result: I fell for RIF
PS www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQLpHr2ia0M
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/22817/
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