Production humor: requests from Acronis True Image users
On the occasion of April 1, we are sharing a few funny requests from foreign users of Acronis True Image (domestic ones are not happy with such requests yet). Here is a free translation.
User : Tell me, is it possible, with the help of a hex editor, to correct some bytes and restore the Windows image on a Mac? I have long wanted to try a Mac, but I do not want to customize everything with my hands, just like on Windows.
You can, probably. Only bytes will need to fix sooooo much.
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User : Surely you have a lot of information about the reliability of different disks and computers. But can True Image count the time until the disk fails and make a backup the day before?
To know where you will fall ... although we have a lot of analysts.
User : I have a lot of movies and pictures that I don’t even have time to see, but they take up a lot of space. Is it possible to compress them very strongly during backup so that they fit on the smallest-smallest disk? Restore them then not necessary. Hardly I will watch them.
Shift + Del?
User : I have a very old computer and it periodically makes various crunchy sounds. Can I make it so that when I backup at night, the sounds are pleasant?
Can you tell me who wrote the ringtones for hard drives are good?
How do you user requests? Share your funny examples from the practice, please, in the comments.
User : Tell me, is it possible, with the help of a hex editor, to correct some bytes and restore the Windows image on a Mac? I have long wanted to try a Mac, but I do not want to customize everything with my hands, just like on Windows.
You can, probably. Only bytes will need to fix sooooo much.
')
User : Surely you have a lot of information about the reliability of different disks and computers. But can True Image count the time until the disk fails and make a backup the day before?
To know where you will fall ... although we have a lot of analysts.
User : I have a lot of movies and pictures that I don’t even have time to see, but they take up a lot of space. Is it possible to compress them very strongly during backup so that they fit on the smallest-smallest disk? Restore them then not necessary. Hardly I will watch them.
Shift + Del?
User : I have a very old computer and it periodically makes various crunchy sounds. Can I make it so that when I backup at night, the sounds are pleasant?
Can you tell me who wrote the ringtones for hard drives are good?
How do you user requests? Share your funny examples from the practice, please, in the comments.
Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/217865/
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