What should look like a manual for a female phone

This Saturday morning, my mood was raised not only because of the two upcoming weekends, but also the very extraordinary approach of teXet to promote my own, I quote, “white-pink telephon teXet TM-D300” . About how the manual to the phone should look for a female audience and why my wife and I laughed out loud while reading the “usual” instructions - further under the cut.



Actually, it all started with checking mail - Yahoo's spam filter suddenly missed the sender's message with the name “MiMi Fon” in the shared folder. I think that among those who read not one, I received a newsletter from this “character”. Inside there was a more or less standard narration from one notorious Ms. M. But the content of the attached file is already something new. Let me just say that the intelligible serious exposition was listed only in a dozen lines below and was accompanied by the following warning: “For stern boys, who usually write news on saytik and in magazines about mobile equipment (DO NOT read to girls!)” .
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I rather liked this approach, because in Russia almost every first B-brand in its press releases mainly inflates their cheeks regarding the exclusivity of their next smartphone / phone / tablet with “stylish design, modern characteristics”, etc. However, even such an ambiguous "information leaflet" teXet TM-D300 pales against the background of the instruction, which in addition to the image of the seals, contains a very intelligible explanation of the features of operating the phone. I will give some screenshots-excerpts manual.









It is interesting that the instruction essentially consists of two parts. The first is completely written in the "mi-mi" style, but the second is its double, but already stated in the most ordinary way. Full version of the instructions - here . All successful weekend.