Mitkovsky "parables and koans"
Something has become here about the enlightenment of everything. Add Mitkovsky banter.
One young man, Peter, having heard of Maxim's philosophical achievements, came to his home and addressed Fedor, whom he mistaken for Maxim, with the question:
- What is the meaning of the arrival of a boddisatva from the south? Thinking a little, Fedor calmly replied:
- And @ # $% knows it. At this time, Maxim intervened in the conversation and said:
- And you went to hell with your boddisatvoy!
The enlightened Peter, glorifying Maxim and Fedor, is gone.
* * *
Once Maxim asked what, in Peter's opinion, is the meaning of Zen.
“Zen,” said Peter, who liked comparisons graceful, but narrow-minded, “is the ability to pour out two full glasses of vodka from one quarter.”
- From empty, - added Vasily. Maxim looked at Fedor.
“And don't drink vodka,” said Fedor. Maxim nodded in satisfaction, saying:
- And in glasses not to pour.
One young man, Peter, having heard of Maxim's philosophical achievements, came to his home and addressed Fedor, whom he mistaken for Maxim, with the question:
- What is the meaning of the arrival of a boddisatva from the south? Thinking a little, Fedor calmly replied:
- And @ # $% knows it. At this time, Maxim intervened in the conversation and said:
- And you went to hell with your boddisatvoy!
The enlightened Peter, glorifying Maxim and Fedor, is gone.
* * *
Once Maxim asked what, in Peter's opinion, is the meaning of Zen.
“Zen,” said Peter, who liked comparisons graceful, but narrow-minded, “is the ability to pour out two full glasses of vodka from one quarter.”
- From empty, - added Vasily. Maxim looked at Fedor.
“And don't drink vodka,” said Fedor. Maxim nodded in satisfaction, saying:
- And in glasses not to pour.
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Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/20374/
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