Zaovnil, stuck, gash: dictionary IT-Schnick

How often are friends and relatives who are not related to IT, asked you to tell you what's new at work, and you, being carried away, started to speak like Russian, but in a completely incomprehensible language? We have created our glossary of terms, which includes both the internal slang of individual projects and the knowledge of the general public. We hope this compilation will help IT people to express their thoughts in the Muggle language if necessary, and for non IT people to understand what IT people have. Well, just have fun all. It's Friday!

About code and changes

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Good code - a program code that obviously contains irreparable improvements .
Kotyatoemky code - a very ugly technical solution. The expression owes its origin to the assumption that every time a programmer writes a line of ugly code, God kills a kitten.
Improved irreparably - gash a suitable, but not fully verified, change in functionality. Synonym - irreversibly improved.
Meat commit (carpet commit) - edit, judging by the number and nature of changes, certainly containing irreparable improvements .
Tupach is a very urgent task, the results of which should be included in the brunch for the version being rolled out. Formed from to patch.
Minor tupach - the task is on fire - nowhere stronger, but it is very small.
Deep ToDo Later - (send a task to a deep tuduleer) task status in the task tracker has been postponed indefinitely.
Support crutches - to implement the functionality due to an unforeseen temporary solution.
Shrapnel edits - a huge number of small edits throughout the project, which are very difficult to test.
Scripting is a very cool script, it saves a lot of time, practically the best friend of the operator.

About bugs

Baglo - an ordinary bug. Bagusha is a softer version, the baglist is a big, complex, scary bug. Baglitso - hidden bug; usually the bug face slips into the code unnoticed.
It is safe to achieve the desired effect.
Some kind of persimmon is synonymous with an incomprehensible baghla.
Localization broke everything - an inexplicable problem.
Side effects - the undesirable consequences of minor modifications, destructive in their action.

About working moments

Zauvnite - pick up a request to his decision.
Sticking - start doing.
Poke it in - to investigate the problem.
Smoke mana - read the documentation.
Check something about someone - make sure that the person in charge is not against the proposed solution.
Tamagochka - extremely persistently ask, learn information.
Work in the fields - work in the data center.
To paralyze, paralyzed - to parallelize / parallelize the process.
Take part - to take part in any process (say, a meeting). Usage example: I am in communion with the investigation of falling light .
Saw - to do. Synonym: resolve . Gash can be rapidly and violently .
Pokue - check, control quality.
Roll out - put the code on the living.
Live - production, what the user sees directly.
Roll [patch], the outcome can be either success (from success), or pack .
Anneal - to make a dangerous possible destructive operation. Example of use: Burn in the living.
Turned over - the fall of the system (from the kernel), in the general case - the fall / curvature / heap of bagush.
Rollback - return the previous version.
Disable - the feature introduced a bug into the logic and it should be cut out.
Swipe - bring to the default state.
The end is the ability to use some functionality, usually it is part of the API.
Pull the end - use the ability to access some kind of API functionality.

About magic and inexplicable

Automagically - something good is happening automatically.
The gaze method is a way to debug a program without using a debugger or optimizing without using a profiler.
It was scared - a rarely used explanation for an inexplicable creative in code.

About colleagues

The CSS programmer is a rolling position for developing particularly complex tasks, for example, correcting typos or changing font color.
Toaster - tester. Testosterovchik - male tester.
Pigs - beginners who are on probation.
Kittens - beginners, past probation.
Kotans - employees with experience.
To speak without cameras - go for a smoke break.

About internal terminology

To improve health - to fix Health Mail.Ru. And “ How is your health? "- a question to the project manager Health.
Repair / make / roll out children - perform the appropriate actions with the Kids Mail.Ru service. And also “ This is Vasya, he makes children ” - the performance of the project’s project Children.
Link from Eli - link in local chat, which contains unattractive content. This link is better not to open. The term is named for the employee who posts such links.
Tusk from Roma is a non-priority task, during which pigs and kittens forget about the main tasks.

Pro game

Nepis - NPC, computer characters, they express themselves either with bucks (speech bubble) or with cues.
Shoot, banana - block a game account.
Flag - assign a distinctive flag to the request.
Zerg - many requests coming in a short time.
In public , the username and password of the game account are published on a public resource, resulting in a rainbow.
Rainbow, light-music, epileptic joy - brute force of many random colors, each of which is responsible for the visual highlight of its Internet service provider in the session logs of the game account. Such a phenomenon arises in cases where many (from 10 to infinity) players from different regions of the country try to log in to one account. Example: http://bit.ly/1bO7n68 (IP generated randomly, there can be no coincidence with real logs).
Rummage - transfer the game account to another player for an indefinite time.
Snails - evidence (evidence base for account blocking).
Avocado is a lawyer (with threats to solve the current problem of the user through the soup).
Soup - the court.
DUBANAK - (do ban acc) - the name of the page in the toolbox responsible for blocking the account.
This is not a dxdiag for you here and there - a difficult task, in contrast to the analysis of the many dxdiag files sent by users.
Please - polite request in GPT, from please do.

About admin

Cox - server.
Hole - open port.
Drill (dig) a hole - open the port.
Spit - a server that provides small pieces of data, for example, the code for loading banners.
Nipple - network interface.
Auth - authorization servers (auth).
Storage - servers with files.
According to legend, the Black Store is a server that took the entire rack of servers with it (due to problems with the PSU). Currently, any server with power problems.
Zadebit, zagent - load the server with the rescue image. Derivatives of the distributions based on which this image is made.
Powder - prepare a fresh bowl for production.
SAS ( connect to SSH ) - connect to the server using the SSH protocol.
Blackout, aka Black $ Day_weeks - power failure in DC.
Noping is the definition of a server that is not responding to icmp. Derived from no ping.

About emotional state

Butthert (Bugurt) - the extreme degree of discontent, causing physical suffering.
The chair burned down - the result of a batheart.
Business gel - vaseline.
Hulk breaking !!! - the battle cry of a programmer preparing for an imminent quarantine for how his work was reflected in the continuous integration system.
Brotherly - the magic word. Example use: Rush for coffee, brotherly.
No pasaran no rebootan! - battle cry
It is a sinful — evaluative judgment about the working operation, often the answer to the question “Is this ethical?”.
AGSL NUFR - everything goes according to plan. The phrase obtained from the chain of shifts of the layouts: FUCK YEAH -> AGLS NUFR -> AGSL NUFR.



Here is what we were able to remember. We are sure that you also have your own internal terms for the meaning of understandable processes and states. Or maybe we forgot something from the well-known? Complement the dictionary in the comments!