The funniest comments in the source code

On StackOverflow, there was an excellent post exactly on this topic, but some super-enthusiastic moderator, who should remain anonymous, deleted it

Fortunately, I still have the opportunity to view all deleted comments. Here are some of my favorites.

// //  : // //    «»   //  ,      , // ,      //   : // // total_hours_wasted_here = 42 // 

 //     ,     ,    //     

(Initially, the quote is attributed to Carl Weierstrass, regarding his mathematical article).
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 //   ,       

 //     ,     ,  //   ,     ,  //    . 

 // ,   

 // .  . 

 #define TRUE FALSE //  ,  

 long john; // silver 

(So ​​trite that even funny).
Long John Silver - character in Robert Louis Stevenson’s novel Treasure Island - approx. per.

 long long ago; /*  -  */ 

(It even compiles to C99 / C ++ 0x).

 /** *   true. */ public boolean isAvailable() { return false; } 

(This proves why code * is always * better than comments)

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